[B]SRV not fit for porpose[/B]

[Polared]

As the title says! supposedly, as we are told, a vehicle designed and built, to roam, explore and endure inhospitable environments! I say! yes, we all know and laugh when it's wrecked by the slightest argument with a mere runted wannabe boulder, well, maybe the first time at least. yeah, it's also sort of funny when it does it's dead spider laying on it's back routine (well, maybe the second time). it's also sort of slightly funny, when what must have been the product of a multi billion credits design project gets wedged between two pebbles and can't move either forwards or backwards! but then the whole module can not be deployed because you're close to the ship is just rubbing salty urine in to the wound! 3 times tonight, on the very beautiful admittedly, guardian site that I've managed to complete everything only to lose it all to a craply designed, not fit for purpose pile of...
/rant over
/going to bed
o7

 

[Polared]

*purpose

 

[shreddog]

 

[Adhock]

Needs more SRVs like promised. MOAR SRV TYPES DAMN IT!

 

[Jenner]

I'm sure your SRV didn't do it on porpoise.

Spoiler

 

[Red Anders]

So we have the Beluga, Orca and Dolphin but no porpoise?

 

[777Driver]

It is easy to get it mixed up

 

[metascrawl]

Spoiler

"Yeah, it's rubbish!"

 

[Jenner]

I do like the squeaky sound that Yamiks uses in his vids every time the SRV catches on a pebble or flops over.

 

[insanephoton]

This rant has been recorded for training porpoises.

 

[Lightspeed]

There's something fishy about this post .... bait ????

 

[metascrawl]

...rubbing salty urine in to the wound!

Well that was... evocative.

 

[NW3]

I do like the squeaky sound that Yamiks uses in his vids every time the SRV catches on a pebble or flops over.

Me too. It's quite funny, especially on his bloopers video.

Personally, I don't find this to be much of a problem. I just use my SRV's jets to fly over obstacles. I actually enjoy driving it (at insane speeds), now that the scanner works properly, especially now that the planets are no longer boring beige.

 

[Lightspeed]

OP said he was going to bed, but he still shows as online in the forum .... someone should tell his mum

 

[Polared]

OP said he was going to bed, but he still shows as online in the forum .... someone should tell his mum

hello stalker, if you can find somebody who can talk to the dead i’m sure she’d be happy to hear from them

 

[verminstar]

Ye lot are just pure evil really...love it, so this is tonights pity party...sorry Im late I was distracted being serious fer a change elsewhere...shame on me I know...I promise to dd something horrible to meself later to make up fer it so I dont jinx me karma...

SRV...love it drive it like ye stole it...what was the question again? Ah yes the humble bubble with wheels and spiders legs...Id love an slf with skimmer engines meself...swap out silly useless guns fer proper scanners and off we go into the great unknown...then turning back before ye lose the fighter at 30km, seriously frontier? This is passive trolling the game is unplayable now...

 

[Vardaugas]

Just to be constructive, here's a hint for the OP: You can dismiss your ship, even when you're on your back. Once it takes off, you're free to roll back over.

 

[Polared]

So we have the Beluga, Orca and Dolphin but no porpoise?

seems like you don’t know your Cetacea from one another there mate, at least mine was just an autocorrect error, but clap your hands and have a treat anyway

 

[Polared]

Just to be constructive, here's a hint for the OP: You can dismiss your ship, even when you're on your back. Once it takes off, you're free to roll back over.

tried that, didn’t work

 

[Lightspeed]

hello stalker, if you can find somebody who can talk to the dead i’m sure she’d be happy to hear from them

Yes, I deserved that ! So I apologise.