The adventures of Dweeb and Roxxor
Episode One,
A new frontier.
MOTD “I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' "
GAME EXPERIENCE MAY CHANGE DURING ONLINE PLAY
LOGIN COMPLETE..
Welcome to Elite Dangerous......................................
Dweeb - *beep crackle beep*.....Dweeb calling Roxxor......*static crackle*.......Over. (you logged in yet Roxxor??)
Roxxor - Yo Dweebie!!! Roxxor is in da Universe, and Y U putting that *.......* stuff in your messeges man ?
Dweeb - (It's RP. I am captain Dweeb, saviour of infinity and beyond)
Roxxor - sure Dweebie, but you know buzz liteyear flies better than you........ LOLZ!!!!!!
Dweeb It took me ages to alter my key bindings, Have you setup all your controls yet Rox ?
Roxxor - sure have matey ....got my fire all gunz and boost on my stick, ready to rok n roll.
Dweeb - I found it was best to practice in the turorials while I setup my controls, this ship can be a little hard to handle at first. How did you make out in the tutorials ?
Roxxor - wot U on about?. only dweeebs like u uses tutorials...u know NPC means " Namby Pamby Crybaby" Mode ..right??. Now just take off and come meet me
Dweeb - *static* On my way *crackle* , meet you outside the station, Over.
Roxxor - LOLZ @ the noob who ran into me went boom on the cow catcher!!!!!!
Dweeb - If you were speeding the system authorities put a bounty on you for that
Roxxor - Chill dweebie, that dude killed himself so not my bad
Dweeb - Are those system ships coming over to scan you Roxxor ??
Roxxor - *static*.......................................................................
*****----- Disclaimer -----*****
Any similarity to players and characters are intended.
I accept no responsibility for innuendo and misrepresentation of playstyles.
All stories are fictional though I do strive to maintain an air of mystery based on factual events.
At times Names and places have been changed to protect the sanity of the reader, and the self esteem of the players.
Though I aim to maintain standards of humour and comprehensive literature there may be discrepancies in the timeline and changes beyond comprehension occasionally...I refer to this as the 'soap opera' clause (witnessed in many televised productions during prime time viewing).
Pease refer to 'westenders' and 'corrolation street' for examples of this clause.
If any offence is caused in the 'Dweeb & Roxxor' show I would appreciate you airing that grievance in public on the forum where it will recieve the care and attention it deserves .....(a cheap reference in the next story )
Episode One,
A new frontier.
MOTD “I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 'Your password is incorrect.' "
GAME EXPERIENCE MAY CHANGE DURING ONLINE PLAY
LOGIN COMPLETE..
Welcome to Elite Dangerous......................................
Dweeb - *beep crackle beep*.....Dweeb calling Roxxor......*static crackle*.......Over. (you logged in yet Roxxor??)
Roxxor - Yo Dweebie!!! Roxxor is in da Universe, and Y U putting that *.......* stuff in your messeges man ?
Dweeb - (It's RP. I am captain Dweeb, saviour of infinity and beyond)
Roxxor - sure Dweebie, but you know buzz liteyear flies better than you........ LOLZ!!!!!!
Dweeb It took me ages to alter my key bindings, Have you setup all your controls yet Rox ?
Roxxor - sure have matey ....got my fire all gunz and boost on my stick, ready to rok n roll.
Dweeb - I found it was best to practice in the turorials while I setup my controls, this ship can be a little hard to handle at first. How did you make out in the tutorials ?
Roxxor - wot U on about?. only dweeebs like u uses tutorials...u know NPC means " Namby Pamby Crybaby" Mode ..right??. Now just take off and come meet me
Dweeb - *static* On my way *crackle* , meet you outside the station, Over.
Roxxor - LOLZ @ the noob who ran into me went boom on the cow catcher!!!!!!
Dweeb - If you were speeding the system authorities put a bounty on you for that
Roxxor - Chill dweebie, that dude killed himself so not my bad
Dweeb - Are those system ships coming over to scan you Roxxor ??
Roxxor - *static*.......................................................................
*****----- Disclaimer -----*****
Any similarity to players and characters are intended.
I accept no responsibility for innuendo and misrepresentation of playstyles.
All stories are fictional though I do strive to maintain an air of mystery based on factual events.
At times Names and places have been changed to protect the sanity of the reader, and the self esteem of the players.
Though I aim to maintain standards of humour and comprehensive literature there may be discrepancies in the timeline and changes beyond comprehension occasionally...I refer to this as the 'soap opera' clause (witnessed in many televised productions during prime time viewing).
Pease refer to 'westenders' and 'corrolation street' for examples of this clause.
If any offence is caused in the 'Dweeb & Roxxor' show I would appreciate you airing that grievance in public on the forum where it will recieve the care and attention it deserves .....(a cheap reference in the next story )
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