Backflip

So I'd been hunting in one of my favorite Roid Fields. I'd be gettin a load of Cobras at 10-20k a peice and I got meself a fair old a fair old pot to collect:

100k local bounty
70k Alliance
70k Fed
50k Imp

Up on me scanner I sees just nother cobra duckin behind a roid with a wanted tag on him. I goes into chase mode and scans him with me KWS. Now hes a slippery b(verb meaning b*m s*x)er, slippery as a wet ferret up a greased yorkshire mans trousers. I mean I have to chase this f(intercourse)k about like a greyhound after a rabbit. So I does one of my favorite moves:

reverse throttle
thrust up

and out he peeks behind a roid right in me sights.

Or couse I remeber to stop thrusting up. I definatly dont get so trigger happy I fly meself right into a roid and loose over 300k in bounties just because I am showing off to a NPC with me "superior" Piloting skills.

Yep I am a Redneck Jackass!

However I have "inna sewer ants" on my craft so I picked up where I left off with only a sting to my pride (and credit ballence).

I am a dumb redneck and I dont fly without "inna sewer ants" an neither should you!
 
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