BAM - OUCH .. that’s going to leave a mark !

I’d just left a semi-interesting Coriolis station last week. What made it “semi-interesting” was that it was a dark, red theme and had two long arms on its radial axis with no connecting ring. Just big hammers on the end of long arms. I whimsically thought .. OMG . that would be hilarious if someone got hit by one of those because they weren’t paying attention.

So ... last night I’d just exited same said Coriolis station in a T7 with 216t of mining equipment bound for the next system over. I’d just plotted a course to the target system which required me to come about on a bearing of 320` from my exit heading. I cleared MASS LOCK and engaged FSD. Changing state - 30%, 50%, 70%, 90%. Then the noise the Millennium Falcon makes when its star drive won’t engage. (cue sad trombone) MASS LOCKED again?!?!? Thought I was clear of that station. I press boost and 4 seconds later I see a shadow fall over my cockpit. Turned my head left to look out the cockpit window in time to see “the arm” seconds away. :eek: STOP, TURN, BOOST … I mashed the boost controls and connected perfectly with "hammer" … DAMIT ! :eek::D Took all my shield energy and armor plating down to 70%. To which I said “well .. now, that’s going to leave a mark !”

Not too hilarious when I’m the someone not paying attention. Didn’t go POP so that’s a good status.

True story bro
 
Ahh yes I have one of those stations on one end of my trade route. Fun if you try coming out of supercruise at the wrong angle as that hammer *will* be waiting to hit you good and proper when you transition into normal space.
 
I think the name these were given in beta was the "noobhammers" :D Everyone gets caught once, at least you survived even if a little bashed around :p
 
"nailed the landing at the other end" Babahahaha .... ok. That was funny right thar. I don't care who ya are!
 
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