CMDR StiTch! is back. PvP hugs all around! xoxox
No, I'm not touting "NPCs need to git gud" again. They do need to git gud, but this is a different thread.
Let's see the following basic improvements to NPCs:
1) Cure NPC Alzheimer's
I'm in a CZ. 2km out, two ships are battling to the death in an epic NPC 1-v-1. I run over, and help by attacking the enemy ship. We should now be in a 2-v-1 against the enemy ship.
However immediately, my team's ship forgets he was ever in battle. He disengages the opponent and heads back to the center of the CZ to start a new fight.
Wut?
Why do NPCs stop fighting when you join in, leading to a 1-v-1 between you and the NPC you attacked, every damn time? It'd be a nice touch of immershun and change of dynamics to be able to pull a pirate off a miner's back, and watch the occasionally ballsy miner run by to take potshots at the pirate every now and then. Or actually help an NPC in the CZ, and he finishes the fight with you.
2) Cure NPC micropsia
"This is a station announcement. Please make way for larger vessels. So feel free to just fly your Eagle straight at some CMDR's iCutter through the toast rack. They're definitely smaller than you, yes?"
'nuff said.
3) Cure NPC micropsia, part two
Yes mister NPC, you have a FGS. Yes, you have quite a few guns. No, that doesn't mean you should facetank my iCutter in combat.
Can we have a common sense tweak that encourages NPCs to facetank against smaller ships but avoid being caught in a facetanking battle against much bigger ones?
4) Cure NPC lack of vocabulary
ED is getting on now. Like, getting on enough that we are in the middle of a season dedicated to correcting flaws from the original incarnation of the game.
And still, the NPC trying to pirate me has a grand total of two catchphrases.
Come on now. Can we teach the NPCs a greater variety of things to say - or even better, a system that lets them put together dynamic messages?
5) Cure NPC stalking
Space is big. So why is there one or more NPCs magically near me every time I drop into an asteroid ring, even though there were none in SC? Every time. Every, damn, time.
No, I'm not touting "NPCs need to git gud" again. They do need to git gud, but this is a different thread.
Let's see the following basic improvements to NPCs:
1) Cure NPC Alzheimer's
I'm in a CZ. 2km out, two ships are battling to the death in an epic NPC 1-v-1. I run over, and help by attacking the enemy ship. We should now be in a 2-v-1 against the enemy ship.
However immediately, my team's ship forgets he was ever in battle. He disengages the opponent and heads back to the center of the CZ to start a new fight.
Wut?
Why do NPCs stop fighting when you join in, leading to a 1-v-1 between you and the NPC you attacked, every damn time? It'd be a nice touch of immershun and change of dynamics to be able to pull a pirate off a miner's back, and watch the occasionally ballsy miner run by to take potshots at the pirate every now and then. Or actually help an NPC in the CZ, and he finishes the fight with you.
2) Cure NPC micropsia
"This is a station announcement. Please make way for larger vessels. So feel free to just fly your Eagle straight at some CMDR's iCutter through the toast rack. They're definitely smaller than you, yes?"
'nuff said.
3) Cure NPC micropsia, part two
Yes mister NPC, you have a FGS. Yes, you have quite a few guns. No, that doesn't mean you should facetank my iCutter in combat.
Can we have a common sense tweak that encourages NPCs to facetank against smaller ships but avoid being caught in a facetanking battle against much bigger ones?
4) Cure NPC lack of vocabulary
ED is getting on now. Like, getting on enough that we are in the middle of a season dedicated to correcting flaws from the original incarnation of the game.
And still, the NPC trying to pirate me has a grand total of two catchphrases.
Come on now. Can we teach the NPCs a greater variety of things to say - or even better, a system that lets them put together dynamic messages?
5) Cure NPC stalking
Space is big. So why is there one or more NPCs magically near me every time I drop into an asteroid ring, even though there were none in SC? Every time. Every, damn, time.