#bazmeson first anniversary
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Bazmeson,
The cmdr that gave us all more in his going,
than he could possibly have done by staying.
Now only the legend remains.
(oh and the forum posts, they are still here, obviously)
The cmdr that gave us all more in his going,
than he could possibly have done by staying.
Now only the legend remains.
(oh and the forum posts, they are still here, obviously)
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Be careful though. As a friend you need to go with him the next time he quits.
Haha what?
The guy named the thread by his name???
The guy named the thread by his name???
True, but I haven't decided if I'll become a Good friend yet...big difference between the two...
The ballad of Bazmeson & Friend. Music by Georgie Fame.
Bazmeson & Friend were pretty lookin' people
But I can tell you people They were the devil's children,
Bazmeson & Friend began their evil doin'
One lazy afternoon down Savannah way,
They robbed a store, and high-tailed outa that town
Got clean away in a stolen car,
And waited till the heat died down,
Bazmeson & Friend advanced their reputation
And made the graduation
Into the banking business.
"Reach for the sky" sweet-talking Friend would holler
As Bazmeson loaded dollars in the dewlap bag,
Now one brave man-he tried to take 'em alone
They left him Iyin' in a pool of blood,
And laughed about it all the way home.
Bazmeson & Friend got to be public enemy number one
Running and hiding from ev'ry American lawman's gun.
They used to laugh about dyin',
But deep inside 'em they knew
That pretty soon they'd be lyin'
Beneath the ground together
Pushing up daisies to welcome the sun
And the morning dew.
Acting upon reliable information
A fed'ral deputation laid a deadly ambush.
When Bazmeson & Friend came walking in the sunshine
A half a dozen carbines opened up on them.
Bazmeson & Friend, they lived a lot together
And finally together they died,
May the legend of CMDR Bazmeson live on forever...
Bazmeson & Friend were pretty lookin' people
But I can tell you people They were the devil's children,
Bazmeson & Friend began their evil doin'
One lazy afternoon down Savannah way,
They robbed a store, and high-tailed outa that town
Got clean away in a stolen car,
And waited till the heat died down,
Bazmeson & Friend advanced their reputation
And made the graduation
Into the banking business.
"Reach for the sky" sweet-talking Friend would holler
As Bazmeson loaded dollars in the dewlap bag,
Now one brave man-he tried to take 'em alone
They left him Iyin' in a pool of blood,
And laughed about it all the way home.
Bazmeson & Friend got to be public enemy number one
Running and hiding from ev'ry American lawman's gun.
They used to laugh about dyin',
But deep inside 'em they knew
That pretty soon they'd be lyin'
Beneath the ground together
Pushing up daisies to welcome the sun
And the morning dew.
Acting upon reliable information
A fed'ral deputation laid a deadly ambush.
When Bazmeson & Friend came walking in the sunshine
A half a dozen carbines opened up on them.
Bazmeson & Friend, they lived a lot together
And finally together they died,
May the legend of CMDR Bazmeson live on forever...
Liked for the talent and time taken to do this, along with the legendary eponymous characters!
Probably just sold his account though...
And lo, did he take the one ton of fish, and it did become 5000 tonnes to finish the wing mission.
When Bazmeson completes Wing Missions, they give the goods to him. And the Credits. And the +++++REP. And the +++++INF. And all the PIs he wants.
Bazmeson has entrance music by Brian Eno.
This is moving away from our dear Bazmeson being the messiah, towards Bazmeson being the new incarnation of Chuck Norris!!
But lo, did Bazmeson purchase 5 tonnes of grain, 2 tonnes of fish, flew to the witchead nebula, and fed the 5 billion Marlinist refugees.
He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty boy.
Friend request sent. Who doesn't want to be friends with the Legendary Bazmeson!?
Verily, his most holy gaze doth heal thy shields and restoreth thy hull!
Yay, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, for the Bazmeson, he restoreth me and slayeth my foes with the righteous anger of his self (and his friend, after having discussed it at length).
Verily, his most holy gaze doth heal thy shields and restoreth thy hull!
Yay, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, for the Bazmeson, he restoreth me and slayeth my foes with the righteous anger of his self (and his friend, after having discussed it at length).
the rumors of small seismic charges has lured him back!
meanwhile with all the friend requests Bazmeson be like....
