Community Event / Creation BfLS Game Events #1

JohnStabler

JohnStabler
Hi Guys,

Just thought I'd throw out a request for direct input from any creative types out there for some in-game content. If you don't know what I'm on about, please go here.

People die.

I'm not just stating the obvious. In BfLS (which I hate to say is a pure PvP game) players will die a lot. When players die, there will be a text announcement to all players so that the killer is rewarded with noteriety and the victim is mourned (yeah right).

This text takes the form of a template. For example [X] has destroyed [Y], Where X is the killer and Y is the victim.

I need a number of variations on this template to mix things up a bit. If you have one (or more!) then please leave them for me on this thread and I will include the really good ones in the game. Here's some others I came up with, to give you a bit of inspiration:

[Y] got the sharp end of [X]'s beam laser
[X] helped [Y] test out his remLock device
[X] took [Y] out of the gene pool

Thanks!
 

psykokow

psykokow
X assisted Y in exiting this reality
X had kindly fixed Y's back pain by obliterating him
Y moaned so much like a baby, X sent him back where he came from.
X tried so hard to miss Y, but Y drove into his lasers.
Y phoned the wrong samaritan, X helped him meet his maker.
X dialed tribble whoopass on Y's ass.
Y found himself temporarily without an air supply.... or body due to X.
X was testing out his lasers when Y tested his exploding ship.
X loved shooting useless Asteroids... Y used to like disguising himself as asteroids.
Y found that X rendered his return ticket to Lave Station invalid.
Y was on course to crash into lave station, when X saved him the bother.
Y likes lego, which is good coz X put him in pieces.
X says 'What goes AAAAH BANG?' thats right Y
X found the ease of dispatching Y unsettling, he almost fell asleep.
X carefully lined up his target but Y anticipated the move and destructed to save the energy
X blew Y up like a boss.
X filled the comms with 'YOLO... oh no wait... Y didnt'
X sent an express delivery of death to Y.
X ordered a pizza to appologise to Y's mother for his unfortunate end
X had spent many years debating if murder was ever justified.. then blew Y to bits anyway..
 

psykokow

psykokow
Y got in the way of X so X took out Y with a weapon
It was a rocky relationship, what with X and Y discussing differences until Y blew up
HE had Y in his sights and hesitated not... X took the shot and ended Y
X kaboomified Y.
This was one for the annuals with Y finally defeated by X.
X never lost a battle... and Y learned the hard way.
Can he do it? Yes X did...poor Y.
X wondered how to explain to Y's family the absence of his body...
X took Y out like a cheap ***** at a line dancing competition
X invited Y to an infinity countoff with body parts.
After X demonstrating the interesting frequency of his blasters, Y relinquished his hold on existence.
The explosion was massive as Y finally succame to X's blasting
Noone really knows why X hates Y so much, but this little victory puts X up 1.
 

Darren Grey

Darren Grey
I'd recommend keeping the X/Y order the same in all of them. I've designed a system like this for an RPG and after a few thousand of them you do tend to just skim the names, so keeping the win/loss order the same across all can be important to ensure people read it right.
 

lemonrev

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psykokow

Your comments are 100% brilliant i dont think i could come up with more but your contently made me laugh thanks for putting those out there :)
 

psykokow

psykokow
Thanks for your kind words Lemonrev

X took Y out for a picnic in the woods, but only X came home
X wondered if his work of thinning out losers like Y from the species would ever be recognised.
X dispatched Y with all the grace of a ballerina hammering a nail into a boiled egg with a shotgun
X donated an express ticket to hell to Y.
Y toyed with the concept of beating X, but why change a habbit of a lifetime an exploded.
X hurt Y so deep, his grand children felt the blast.
X helped Y to the front page of the Darwin Awards.
The battle had raged for literally seconds when Y lost it. Well done x.
X often worried about his kill count, but his hunger for BBQ'd Y always won.
 

JohnStabler

JohnStabler
Darren Grey said:
I'd recommend keeping the X/Y order the same in all of them. I've designed a system like this for an RPG and after a few thousand of them you do tend to just skim the names, so keeping the win/loss order the same across all can be important to ensure people read it right.
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Good tip Darren. Will learn from your experience.
 

Alien

Alien
X made Y wear the Cone Of Shame
X made Y wear the Glee Onesie of Shame
X caught Y listening to something other than Lave Radio
X Reported a broken vending machine and Y couldn't fix it
X went to Hell and back, Y didn't come back
 

Thargoid

Thargoid
What about pure notoriety ones for those who do alot of killing? Remember Unreal Tournament?

If you killed X people you got a comment like 'Unstoppable', 'Godlike' or the highest I ever got to 'Wicked Sick'

Of course you could just 'right on commander' people. But that sounds a little familiar. . .
 

JohnStabler

JohnStabler
Thargoid said:
What about pure notoriety ones for those who do alot of killing? Remember Unreal Tournament?

If you killed X people you got a comment like 'Unstoppable', 'Godlike' or the highest I ever got to 'Wicked Sick'

Of course you could just 'right on commander' people. But that sounds a little familiar. . .
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Bah. You're making me reveal a feature!

Because it's a battle and many of the participants a rookies, being forced in to a difficult war scenario, there will be many field combat promotions. I will say no more ;)
 

DigitalDuck

DigitalDuck
If X was a space station, you could forgive Y for crashing into it.

X may still be an amateur laser eye surgeon, but Y sure seemed like a willing volunteer.

X gave Y a pat on the back. With a missile.

X shoots... and scores! Y is going home in shame.

X didn't start the fire. Y was always burning, since the station's been turning.
 

psykokow

psykokow
X wondered what the strange little blip on his radar was.. oh it was Y
After destroying Y, X stopped to empty his sewage tanks on the wreck
X tried to find religion, sadly he was looking through his blaster sights, and found Y..
Y dodged left, and right, and left again, before finally managing to hit x's missile.
Y's short life flashed in front of his eyes. CURSE YOU X!
X did a rain dance of pain on Y.
X swore he could see the pained soul of Y floating out of the beautiful wreck..
 

Ian Phillips

Volunteer Moderator
Ian Phillips
x shot Y. Y thought "Not again!"
X demonstrated how evolution works. Y will not be having any more descendants.
In the depths of space X did not hear Y scream as he died.
 

psykokow

psykokow
Y's dreams of being a Dancer at Garthrye's Polish Dancing club were shattered along with their body by the blasts of X weapons.
Y orgasmed wildly... if sex is being shot until you explode by X.
X blew up Y like an inflatable friend.
 
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