Sneak Peak 1:
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89DP2253ZUU&feature=youtu.be
I found this on Twitter, so it's probably real.
I found this on Twitter, so it's probably real.
Bring on the Sneak Peaks FDev, or we'll make up our own...
- Thread starter VR Golgot
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NuPowerplay: Fuzzy Unicorn Edition
Given you've been making up functionality for them for months now I'm sure you can stretch things out a bit longer - keep it up!
Aisling forgot her Remlok.
I can always tell it's fake because they neglect to put in the invisible space monkey's.
Unless I see a Powerplay update in EDO Dentons getting a mankini.
Denton on a beach in the mankini, furry cat emerging like Halle in James bond
Bring back Breaking News!
I hear both Ron Burgundy and CMDR Thrust from Bradford are kickstart ready
Reasons why this isn't real.
1. ice spiders? insects dont like the cold.
2. Hand to mech-hand combat with aliens? elite uses guns.
3. Almost surely landing on ice would lead to your landing gear and all being submerged in the melted ice and then frozen in if allowed to cool...not very great for a quick getaway. Unless it sublimated away but that would have to be really cold or really low pressure or both.
4. Woman at the end is not wearing a space suit - nothing even close to reflecting the cold environment they're in and almost definitely not real given the lack of scars, radiation damaged skin and look of anticipation rather than an emotion that makes sense given the action going on.
5. Exosuit is copying no man's sky. and we know that wont be allowed.
A proper elite teaser would have been not being allowed to land on ice ....forcing you into finding a rocky area (maybe snow covered) to land on. Then getting into an exosuit (lets pretend) and running for about 15-infinite minutes until you find something you can actually interact with using sensors, then picking something up or blowing something up to pick up the bits and then repeating the process with nothing alive and nothing moving around ...cept if you're in the bubble - maybe some npcs protecting something that you can ignore or try to steal. Finally after hours of running around on the surface collecting materials you can get anywhere else much more conveniently, you return to your ship to find your ship had left you because your npc crew decided it was safer to launch so you call them back down and they land. But lets pretend she gets out of her seat. She's not stupid, she greets you in her full space gear that is both thermally protective and radiation protective and pressurized so she looks much like how astronauts currently look but with a suit that is maybe a little more compact but has no hope of showing off flattering curves.
Then just before entering the ship with your haul in a wagon being pulled behind you, The ground starts getting slammed with weapons fire from Darth Ender as you look up and see an ever growing wedge shape getting larger as an Anaconda rockets straight towards you at max speed.... The last thing you see is the cockpit view of DE's helmetless face pointing at you and laughing while bobble heads jiggle and his npc crew co-pilot just shaking her head with her palm to her face like this is the 40th time she's had to deal with this and is no longer amused. Then BAM.... your body and exoskeleton are crushed and destroyed instantly as the anaconda slams nose first into you but doesn't take damage as the shields are insane. Your npc crewmember panics and tries to launch the ship but it's too late ...she dies a horrible firey death on a cold desolate planet nobody will find either of you on. Your cargo is left, because Darth Ender doesn't need it or money.
Fade to black... Then the logo appears The sounds of sobbing and simultaneous maniacal laughter over it.
1. ice spiders? insects dont like the cold.
2. Hand to mech-hand combat with aliens? elite uses guns.
3. Almost surely landing on ice would lead to your landing gear and all being submerged in the melted ice and then frozen in if allowed to cool...not very great for a quick getaway. Unless it sublimated away but that would have to be really cold or really low pressure or both.
4. Woman at the end is not wearing a space suit - nothing even close to reflecting the cold environment they're in and almost definitely not real given the lack of scars, radiation damaged skin and look of anticipation rather than an emotion that makes sense given the action going on.
5. Exosuit is copying no man's sky. and we know that wont be allowed.
A proper elite teaser would have been not being allowed to land on ice ....forcing you into finding a rocky area (maybe snow covered) to land on. Then getting into an exosuit (lets pretend) and running for about 15-infinite minutes until you find something you can actually interact with using sensors, then picking something up or blowing something up to pick up the bits and then repeating the process with nothing alive and nothing moving around ...cept if you're in the bubble - maybe some npcs protecting something that you can ignore or try to steal. Finally after hours of running around on the surface collecting materials you can get anywhere else much more conveniently, you return to your ship to find your ship had left you because your npc crew decided it was safer to launch so you call them back down and they land. But lets pretend she gets out of her seat. She's not stupid, she greets you in her full space gear that is both thermally protective and radiation protective and pressurized so she looks much like how astronauts currently look but with a suit that is maybe a little more compact but has no hope of showing off flattering curves.
Then just before entering the ship with your haul in a wagon being pulled behind you, The ground starts getting slammed with weapons fire from Darth Ender as you look up and see an ever growing wedge shape getting larger as an Anaconda rockets straight towards you at max speed.... The last thing you see is the cockpit view of DE's helmetless face pointing at you and laughing while bobble heads jiggle and his npc crew co-pilot just shaking her head with her palm to her face like this is the 40th time she's had to deal with this and is no longer amused. Then BAM.... your body and exoskeleton are crushed and destroyed instantly as the anaconda slams nose first into you but doesn't take damage as the shields are insane. Your npc crewmember panics and tries to launch the ship but it's too late ...she dies a horrible firey death on a cold desolate planet nobody will find either of you on. Your cargo is left, because Darth Ender doesn't need it or money.
Fade to black... Then the logo appears The sounds of sobbing and simultaneous maniacal laughter over it.
Just leaked!
ENHANCE
GIVE ME A HARDCOPY
ENHANCE
GIVE ME A HARDCOPY
Look amazing.
I'm playing a dev build now. Foot action is spot on- there is a bug though where I have six toes but its still alpha.