Calling all Slough Residents: The First Great Evacuation

searlecom

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Due to the expected dumping of Radioactive Waste in our system, the government of Slough have ordered the Immediate Evacuation of our great planet and system for the safety of our honored citizens.

Please be reassured that we, the government of Slough, will be seeking compensation from the Inter-Galactic Transmission that calls itself “Lave Radio” in due course.

Please register below to make your claim.
 

Oztig

Oztig
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!

I presume you will all be heading for Maidenhead ?

(thanks to John Betjeman)
 

Jackel

Jackel
Really? I saw a note from the Inter Galactic commision that they would not be paying any compensation as they have not significantly altered the character of the planet. They were actually going to be seeking payment for gauranteeing the current character of the planet persisted. It will still be a swamp characterized by lack of progress or activity.
:rolleyes:
 

Cosmos

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Considering we are supposed to live in a 1st world country there seem to be an endless amount of people who want to escape. Myself included. :D
 

Zplintz

Zplintz
If you evacuate Slough who will be left to make the galaxy's favourite ship supplies... Self heating Radhot pasties (Made using only the best local ingredients)?
 

psykokow

psykokow
I find the continued suggestions and encouragement from Lave Radio to support commanders to dump their waste in Slough as disgusting and unacceptable.

The sooner they put an end to this practise the better!
 

Mack

Mack
Sign Here and Slough will no longer be representation of anywhere anymore, it will cease to exist. Full and total Waste dumping will therefore be allowed
 
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