Came back to ED after a break, long time lurker..

Bridgehouse

Bridgehouse
I’m a LEP owner. I played from 2015-2018 then had a break. Just come back to the game. Decided to check out the forums again where I used to lurk.

I see EDO has got you all in a spin..just so I’m all caught up - is this the summary of where we are?

EDO Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen)

Is this the real life?
Or is this just gankery?
Legs will work planetside
But not in (virtual) reality

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I’m just a poor guy, I need no tritium
Because I’m easy come, easy go
Can’t mine, too slow
5 billion for a carrier doesn’t really matter to me...
..to me

Frontier just killed the plan
Put a (Rail) gun against it’s head
Pulled the trigger now it’s dead
Don’t worry, everybody, life will just go on
They’ll respawn in a Sidey in Sol

Frontier, oooh
They didn’t mean to make you cry
They’ll be back with more dev diaries tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if GalNet never mattered

Too late, my time has come
Sent shivers down my spine
Joystick aching all the time
Goodbye every body
I’ve got to go
Got leave you all behind and explore my ship..

Frontier, ooooh (where’s my python’s inside?)
I can’t seem to die
I sometime wish I’d never started playing at all

I see a little silhouette of a ship
Inside, inside, can I walk about inside?
Coffee machine and Hutton mug very very frightening me
Atmospheres (atmospheres)
Atmospheres (atmospheres)
Atmospheres (atmospheres)
Atmospheres are now go!
Tenuou..u...u...u...s

I’m just a poor player
They don’t love me
(He’s just a poor player from a poor community)
Spare him his life from the grind for some shields

In my ship, out my ship, can I walk around?
Hell no lad! We won’t let you inside (your ship)
Hell no lad! We won’t let you inside (your ship)
Won’t let you inside (your ship)
Won’t let you inside (your ship)
Your ship your ship
Oh frontier oh frontier let me walk
Inside my ship
My Hutton mug has a coffee put aside for me... for me... for me!

So you think you can patch this and fix all the holes?
So you think you can do things without any plan?
Oh maybe, can’t stop playing this game daily
Tried to log out, tried to log right out of here..

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
There’s a dyson hoover
For ranking up biologically.....

Any way the wind (doesn’t) blow....
 

Drelthar

Drelthar
Bridgehouse said:
I’m a LEP owner. I played from 2015-2018 then had a break. Just come back to the game. Decided to check out the forums again where I used to lurk.

I see EDO has got you all in a spin..just so I’m all caught up - is this the summary of where we are?

EDO Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen)

Is this the real life?
Or is this just gankery?
Legs will work planetside
But not in (virtual) reality

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I’m just a poor guy, I need no tritium
Because I’m easy come, easy go
Can’t mine, too slow
5 billion for a carrier doesn’t really matter to me...
..to me

Frontier just killed the plan
Put a (Rail) gun against it’s head
Pulled the trigger now it’s dead
Don’t worry, everybody, life will just go on
They’ll respawn in a Sidey in Sol

Frontier, oooh
They didn’t mean to make you cry
They’ll be back with more dev diaries tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if GalNet never mattered

Too late, my time has come
Sent shivers down my spine
Joystick aching all the time
Goodbye every body
I’ve got to go
Got leave you all behind and explore my ship..

Frontier, ooooh (where’s my python’s inside?)
I can’t seem to die
I sometime wish I’d never started playing at all

I see a little silhouette of a ship
Inside, inside, can I walk about inside?
Coffee machine and Hutton mug very very frightening me
Atmospheres (atmospheres)
Atmospheres (atmospheres)
Atmospheres (atmospheres)
Atmospheres are now go!
Tenuou..u...u...u...s

I’m just a poor player
They don’t love me
(He’s just a poor player from a poor community)
Spare him his life from the grind for some shields

In my ship, out my ship, can I walk around?
Hell no lad! We won’t let you inside (your ship)
Hell no lad! We won’t let you inside (your ship)
Won’t let you inside (your ship)
Won’t let you inside (your ship)
Your ship your ship
Oh frontier oh frontier let me walk
Inside my ship
My Hutton mug has a coffee put aside for me... for me... for me!

So you think you can patch this and fix all the holes?
So you think you can do things without any plan?
Oh maybe, can’t stop playing this game daily
Tried to log out, tried to log right out of here..

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
There’s a dyson hoover
For ranking up biologically.....

Any way the wind (doesn’t) blow....
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Basically spot on, yeah.
 

Ziggy Stardust

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust said:
What's an Odyssey? :)

Haven't seen it, not interested.
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Ok, I just watched it. First I thought: "nice music".

After a minute I thought, "this trailer doesn't deserve this music". David Bowie is rolling his eyes in his grave.

I mean 0:47 ... come on! I am reporting Frontier to Amnesty International for crimes against good taste
 
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