General / Off-Topic Can any cmdr assist with this indivuals unfortunate dilemena - ANY AUSI PLEASE TAKE NOTE,,

If I won the lottery, I will put my money to be a rentier until my death.

I will not do anything which gives me the stress, the anxiety and the insomnia.
 
The Exwife ran off with the guy she bought a car from with half.

There should be an ideas lottery .So good ideas are rewarded. The ex GF left with the horses.

I only win the lottery when I don't play.
 
Build a zombie proof bunker somewhere out in the middle of nowhere, fill it up with guns, ammo and food. Become a professional hermit instead of a part time hermit. Still log on the forums to complain.
 
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