The Sun
12th January 3301
Princess In Alien Baby Scandal
Her Serene Highness Princess Aisling Duval's press office announced today that Her Serene Highness is expecting her first baby. The child, conceived through artificial insemination and genetic manipulation is due to be born on or around the 30th June. Celebrations are already in hand with royal commentators describing the event as momentous as the Coronation of Emperor Arissa Lavigny-Duval and preparations are being made on Capitol for the accommodating of the vast crowds experienced in previous royal occasions.
In separate news, the Gynecologist who oversaw the artificial insemination, Professor Euan Burncap, was arrested after it was found that a number of samples in his laboratory had been contaminated with alien DNA extracted from Unknown Artifacts. Palace officials were unable to confirm whether the child carried by Princess Aisling Duval contains this contaminated DNA, however our sources inside the laboratory confirm the procedure was affected.
At the time of his arrest, Professor Burncap declared that "humanity needs to embrace the true origins of the Universe and that Thargoids are peaceful people with a longer heritage than humans and we could learn from their accomplishments".