General / Off-Topic Chain story
- Thread starter glynie
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"...there was this odd squirell wearing a red Fez..."
It concealed the blaster beneath it very well indeed.
but it was nothing. He carried on eating, wondering how he was supposed to use a blaster when he lacked opposable thumbs?
Robert Maynard
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Unfortunately for him, T.j was that friend....
...and he was less than pleased to see him so early in the morning.
T.J happened to know where this squirrel hid his blaster and so formulated an idea in his mind to get rid of the squirrel once and for all...
Robert Maynard
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Unfortunately, like most plans, it didn't last any longer than the start of the first engagement.
Because this squirrel was a smarter than the average squirrel, he graduated at the top of his class at the Secret Squirrel Academy.
Robert Maynard
Volunteer Moderator
Bright eyed, bushy tailed and fresh from the Academy, the squirrel was given his first assignment.
To scour the galaxy clean in the search for nuts.
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Robert Maynard
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The nut detector in his ship seemed to require re-calibration as the background reading in proximity to the forums appeared to be off the scale....
Philip Coutts
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The squirrel was rapidly becoming bored with the nut hunt and started to wonder what had happened to T.j
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But nobody had told him if he was looking for actual nuts, or merely crazy people.