Choose Elvira Martuuk! Choose life! [humour]

[Wimmer]

This is Elvira Martuuk! Meet Elvira!

Elvira Martuuk​	Felicity Farseer​
Look at her face. She is angry at the gankers killing commanders!​	Look at her face. She doesn't care if the gankers killing the commanders.​
She needs 3 units of Soontill Relics - some nice ancient ornament.​	She needs 1 unit of Meta Alloy - it's made of Thargoids!​
She is independent. It means she doesn't like politics.​	She is Federal. It means she is involved in politics.​
There is no 5G mast in her base.​	She has huge 5G mast in her base.​
She can upgrade your FSD to grade 5.​	She can upgrade your FSD to grade 5.​
She can upgrade your shield generator. For your protection!​	She can't upgrade your shield generator. She doesn't care of your protection.​
She can't upgrade FSD Interdictor. She doesn't support gankers!​	She can upgrade FSD Interdictor. She supports gankers!​

The choice is simple!
Choose Elvira! Choose life!​

 

[Dommarraa]

You missed the best one. Elvira is in Canonn space

 

[Northpin]

I'd rather take G3 drives and G1 pp over G3 shields and G2 drives any time

 

[Wimmer]

I'd rather take G3 drives and G1 pp over G3 shields and G2 drives any time

Yes, and you completely ignoring this 5G mast?

 

[Rubbernuke]

Martuuk is a kinky ganker in disguise. Read Premonition.

 

[Brrokk]

Plus, she's more attractive. Slightly.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Plus, she's more attractive. Slightly.

Her previous picture was better, here she is more...stern.

 

[Northpin]

Felicity Farseer
Look at her face. She doesn't care if the gankers killing the commanders.

She seem resigned with their fates
She seem resigned with the fact that the laser turrets protecting her base are useless

Elvira Martuuk
Look at her face. She is angry at the gankers killing commanders!

I think she's angry because Ms Farseer gets more attention

 

[Northpin]

Yes, and you completely ignoring this 5G mast?

not completely - i bumped into that a couple of times

 

[Wimmer]

Her previous picture was better, here she is more...stern.

I found her in her current 'evening look'

 

[Deleted member 182079]

I do wonder if Spacelegs (tm) will allow players to place C4 charges on Farseer's 'communication tower'.

 

[Stealthie]

Heh,

Honestly, the fact that Auntie Felicity is poop for everything else is why I pinned her FSD recipe.
Least, that way, I can also pin a G3 shield mod' from Elvira.
That isn't terrific but it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick - which is pretty much what all Farseer's other offerings are, metaphorically speaking.

 

[Crank Larson]

So... Looking at the list of pros and cons... Red is good and green is bad? Seems backward

 

[Rubbernuke]

I found her in her current 'evening look'

 

[aRJay]

Yes, and you completely ignoring this 5G mast?

I thought that was where they were going to put in a wind turbine.

 

[Frankymole]

What have they done to her? She used to be a looker.

I had a surprise when I dropped in. She's not her old self. In fact she lost her head.

 

[thistle]

What have they done to her? She used to be a looker.


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I had a surprise when I dropped in. She's not her old self. In fact she lost her head.

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Look at that face. I know what you're thinking.

 

[HRDiagram]

This was one good necro.

I guess she lost her head over this Stargoid commotion.

Ram Tah and Professor Palin always make it to the headlines, everyone tries to visit Felicity Farseer, all the memes are about Etienne Dorn, and everyone hates Hero Ferrari for her ability to dodge the unlock.

Elvira is jealous.

 

[zimms]

She'll never be the head of a major corporation like that.

 

[Korben Dallas]

What have they done to her? She used to be a looker.


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I had a surprise when I dropped in. She's not her old self. In fact she lost her head.

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If you can pretty much 'fake who you wanna be' and 'look the way you wanna look' on today's baceFook, what did you expect was going to happen in 3308?