General / Off-Topic Clickbait

[Alec Turner]

It's my office xmas party! Who's with me?

 

[Ian Phillips]

It was mine as well, but I'm home now

 

[Jockey79]

It's my office xmas party! Who's with me?

In spirit I am, otherwise I'm at home drinking Earl Grey.

 

[EUS]

21st for me.

 

[Alec Turner]

It was mine as well, but I'm home now

I'm somewhere in Shoreditch ... I killed at junkyard golf ... can anyone point me in the direction of the nearest tube?

 

[Ozric]

I'm somewhere in Shoreditch ... I killed at junkyard golf ... can anyone point me in the direction of the nearest tube?

Tube of what? Smarties?

 

[Ian Phillips]

That way =============>

 

[Avago Earo]

https://www.designmynight.com/london/bars/east-london/the-hoxton-pony/somewhere-in-shoreditch

 

[Alec Turner]

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Tube of what? Smarties?

Alec follows the implied hint to the nearest confectioners who asks a simple question: traditional or new?

 

[Ozric]

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Alec follows the implied hint to the nearest confectioners who asks a simple question: traditional or new?

I didn't even know there were new smarties... I'm intrigued now. Not that I can eat them anyway.

 

[Alec Turner]

I didn't even know there were new smarties... I'm intrigued now. Not that I can eat them anyway.

They're different from the Smarties you're used to ... no instant gratification but, perhaps, in the long term, you might find them more engaging. Choose carefully tho ... there's no going back!

 

[Ian Phillips]

They're different from the Smarties you're used to ... no instant gratification but, perhaps, in the long term, you might find them more engaging. Choose carefully tho ... there's no going back!

Only red and blue ones?

Where's the orange and yellow ones?

 

[Alec Turner]

Your general provarication and indeterminancy is taken as a sign of consent that you would like NEW SMARTIES. The confectioner disappears into a back room and leaves directions to two alternative paths. One offers a "score" which you can make bigger by doing repetitive tasks until you are the "best", the other offers no reward whatsoever and simply suggests that you might find exciting things if you follow it.

Which path would you like to follow?

 

[Sir.Tj]

Shoreditch High Street, Head to the pop up box shops Overground is behind them.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

I haven't had Smarties for years...

 

[Robin of Spiritwood]

Smarties make a good sandwich filling, with a Nutella background. Crunchy!

 

[Alec Turner]

Not quite sure where I was going with this but on awaking with a stinking hangover I'm afraid I have neither the enthusiasm nor imagination right now to develop it further.

Mod's - feel free to burn this thread!

 

[Sir.Tj]

Not quite sure where I was going with this but on awaking with a stinking hangover I'm afraid I have neither the enthusiasm nor imagination right now to develop it further.

Mod's - feel free to burn this thread!