Commanders are now bending the knee to Zarek Null by the dozen

[Zarek Null]

My overlordship is finally receiving the recognition it deserves. An unprecedented number of commanders in the Eravate star system have already acquiesced to my rightful rule. This video illustrates but a few examples:

[video=youtube_share;gTY_aHYuqFM]https://youtu.be/gTY_aHYuqFM[/video]

Just be aware, my political power continues to grow. If you seek safe passage through Eravate or any of my new principalities, then comply with my decrees. And acknowledge me as your personal Overlord. I insist.

 

[ShinyDewott]

Zarek Null is not my overlord.
Lucky for me I'm on Xbox.

 

[Dirtbird]

I have yet to meet this Zarek Null, and I've hung around Eravate a lot. Must be he instancing. Oh well

 

[Asp Explorer]

I've always wanted a pet lulzbunny.

 

[Zarek Null]

I have yet to meet this Zarek Null, and I've hung around Eravate a lot. Must be he instancing. Oh well

Being a man of the people, I'm usually receptive to friend requests, even from strangers. Given the ability to track the location of my vessel, you will more likely be able to find me. I'm perfectly fine with this. After all, if I tried to obstruct our meeting, that would prevent you from being able to properly worship me.

 

[Punished Mobius]

The only reason any respectable CMDR should be bending their knee to Zarek Null is to kick him in the teeth.

 

[rrobes]

Zarek, you know what happens when you don't take your meds.

Now be a good chap, here's a warm cup of milk and your blue, red and purple pills.

We'll be in later to tuck you, nighty night.

 

[Zarek Null]

Zarek Null is not my overlord.
Lucky for me I'm on Xbox.

I could use an Xbox commander to do my bidding.

If any Xbox commander reads this who is interested in galactic conquest, let me know.

 

[Zarek Null]

The only reason any respectable CMDR should be bending their knee to Zarek Null is to kick him in the teeth.

Lucky for me, you're not a respectable CMDR. Now kneel before me!

 

[Zarek Null]

Zarek, you know what happens when you don't take your meds.

Now be a good chap, here's a warm cup of milk and your blue, red and purple pills.

We'll be in later to tuck you, nighty night.

The ambition for conquest is not an illness--it is the pinnacle of existential vitality. But he who is *not* a conqueror suffers from the very real illness of being common.

 

[Zarek Null]

Many people have doubted whether I am actually the Overlord of Eravate. But now there is no question. Commander after countless commander have all agreed that I am their overlord. There is no longer any room for debate. I am the Overlord of Eravate and soon to be Overlord of much, much more.

 

[TartanDragon]

 

[jasonbarron]

I think it's funny how Punished pretends to not be Zarek Null's minion.

 

[Mohrgan]

I think it's funny how Punished pretends to not be Zarek Null's minion.

Is he the one that gets his head stuck in the jelly jar?

 

[jasonbarron]

Is he the one that gets his head stuck in the jelly jar?

If only it stopped there...

 

[Ouberos]

You should get together with the Queen of Sagittarius A.

 

[Mohrgan]

If only it stopped there...

It? Just what is it? Ok, scratch that. I respect secrets.

 

[Zarek Null]

I think it's funny how Punished pretends to not be Zarek Null's minion.

Now that you're on to us, we should come clean. Yes, Punished is a very obedient henchman of mine, because he knows he could never beat me in combat. Punished, I now command you to disagree with what I've just said...

 

[Zarek Null]

You should get together with the Queen of Sagittarius A.

I already did. Where do you think Harry Potter came from?

 

[Ouberos]

Sadly I can't rep you again. But I will.