Competition idea for ED/ FD: NPC stock responses in game

[Rubbernuke]

Hi all

For quite a while I have enjoyed the delights of hunting criminals, but after a time got a bit annoyed with the limited responses back. As they cry 'You won't catch me!' etc as they perish in the flames of justice, I wish NPCs would have some more stock phrases to yell at me. During KS we chose NPC names, perhaps now FD could have another competition where we all submit one liners (or limited branches of NPC responses) for inclusion into the game?

It would be great as at the minute names are a treasure trove of geek references and this would be an opportunity to squeeze in some more. And since its just text it would be easy to include in the game (unlike player generated 3D assets).

So, what do you guys think?

For example:

''Easy! Take it easy! I hate personal violence, especially when I’m the person'' (a fav of mine from Blakes 7)
''Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!'' (RoboCop)
''Stop trying to hit me and hit me!'' (The Matrix)

 

[Leo Sagan]

I really would enjoy an NPC pirate telling me : "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle." (Terminator)

Usual pirate / bounty hunter bragging :
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (Princess Bride)

When you can't jump because the target is behind some planet :
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." (2001)

Authorities / Stations :
"You shall not pass!" (LOTR)

And pretty much in any bad situation :
"It's a trap!" (SW)