I had that.
Eagle flies up to my cargoless-FDL and says 'i want it all'
I replied with huge plasma accelerator rounds. He could have as many as he could take. Which was 2. He must have exploded from excitement.
+rep for the laugh! The other fun one is when they ask "What treats do you carry" when you're bounty hunting. I normally reply to that with large volumes of ammo, delivered free of charge (or, more likely, large amounts of concentrated energy, since I run pretty much pure energy loads for BH so I can hang around longer).