With your pockets empty, your band with a collection of a dozen hit points between you, no money except for a few coppers, and the heavily armed village only accepts jewels? 
Sound Familiar?
Sound Familiar?
With your pockets empty, your band with a collection of a dozen hit points between you, no money except for a few coppers, and the heavily armed village only accepts jewels?
Sound Familiar?![]()
Ummm... no.
With our DMs it was usually walk into a village in that state only to discover the whole town has been turned into zombies or something.
Which didn't usually stop my Barbarian visiting the local flop house while the other ran around killing zombies.
... and the heavily armed village only accepts goblin ears* / orc ears / paladin ears / ranger ears.... depending...With your pockets empty, your band with a collection of a dozen hit points between you, no money except for a few coppers, and the heavily armed village only accepts jewels?
Sound Familiar?![]()
... and the heavily armed village only accepts goblin ears* / orc ears / paladin ears / ranger ears.... depending...
Yep.
* Substitute NSFW body parts as necessary.