Dear Empress, dear Emperor

This is an open letter:

"Dear empress,dear emperor


Yesterday I enjoyed a dignified ceremony on the occasion of my appointment as an imperial Earl in the System of Quivra. The imperial ceremony in Quivra outclassed the earlier ones by far, especially the ones which were organised by the Federation.

My progression to postcommander was hence celebrated in a musty room by handshake of a perspiring Federation General. After this encounter i had to wash my hands for more than half an hour with „alya body soap“ to get rid of the odd odour.


Now i am an imperial earl. But what kind of earl am I ? I am Earl of an oil blurred Lakoon-9 who is condemned to suffer his being as a day-taler like these proletarian Federalists and Alliance-Members.


Would you please consider the possibility to reward those nobles who show their daily loyalty to your most excellent majesty and the Imperium with feud. This could be in form of estates, ore yards or marketplaces which will, if wisely maintained, generate regular income for us.

As I mentioned before it is disgusting ( in my humble opinion) for the higher nobility to be forced to sit behind a rusty Spaceship like a serf to generated some income.

It would befit our rank as imperial aristocrats better if we were able to earn a regular income by fiefdom. In this way the nobility would be able to serve you better and dedicate their efforts to spread the highly sophistic imperial lifestyle throughout the universe.

Your humbly servant Cmdr Bakram, Earl of what so ever."

 
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You're right.

Sorry, there must have been some technical mistakes.

i humbly did the nessesery corrections so that the majesties dont have to overstrain their eyes anymore.
 
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