Death to all Fleet Carriers, what what

So I read this whole thread. I think I am more confused at the end then I was at the start.
(1) People want to blow up carriers for loot?
(2) People hate the cost of having carriers?
(3) People love going into the black with carriers?
(4) People hate FC because of CG goal and carriers are in system not theirs so they have to fly further to bring items in..But if their carrier was in system it would be OK?
(5)People don't like carriers in system because they cause clutter to load in system?

Ya know perhaps somebody OTHER THEN what what or whomever can please address..what are we whinging about?

You have missed the Bally mark so to say, what what?

DEATH TO ALL FLEET CARRIERS!

Is that clear old bean? No?

Take a seat, Port? Cigar?
 
So I read this whole thread. I think I am more confused at the end then I was at the start.
(1) People want to blow up carriers for loot?
(2) People hate the cost of having carriers?
(3) People love going into the black with carriers?
(4) People hate FC because of CG goal and carriers are in system not theirs so they have to fly further to bring items in..But if their carrier was in system it would be OK?
(5)People don't like carriers in system because they cause clutter to load in system?

Ya know perhaps somebody OTHER THEN what what or whomever can please address..what are we whinging about?
TL;DR

Fleet carriers put a terrible burden upon the servers and system maps, creating instancing problems, lag, and pretty much makes the FSS scanner useless with 100s of blue carrier dots in the system, and also the system map a cluttered mess.

this results in;

  • Death to all fleet carriers
  • I want to kill them all
  • I want to blow them up
  • Delete them NOW!
  • Hate for FC in CG because of clogging


the fix?

Small Seismic Charges... only then will the foundation stop clogging your systems with FC after FC along with lag, lots and lots of beautiful lag, and there is nothing your pesky issue tracker can do about it, because it fixes nothing!

Muhahahahaha

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If you want to destroy all fleet carriers then i have a plan: buy a fleet carrier, fill it with explosives, biowaste, DBSs and Asp Scouts (as shrapnel), and then bring all the carriers into a system and kaboom, away they go! This plan does have three flaws - (1) it involves buying a fleet carrier which is slightly ironic. (2) it will clog up said system(s), albeit temporarily, and (3) it means covering the ELWs in poo meteor showers full of metal bits and old smelly remlok suits which may cause extinction events.

I'm not sure if a committee has been formed to consider such recommendations, but feel free to put this on the agenda.

 
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