deep imerssion (may contain satire)

Well i have read enough and watched enough to know i need to get a DK2 for the full ED experience.

So im selling our teenage daughter.

she is quite well trained and can make reasonable tea, to sweeten the deal she also comes complete with even better boyfriend attachment that can be used for better tea making and has the optional extra, you can cadge a ciggy off him feature as standard.

both models low mileage but can be high maintenance please reply in writing all sensible offers considered.


all sales are final there will be no refund or returns once i have the rift!
 
lol hope your enjoying your rift bro :D im saving for mine actually might sell my climbing gear to fund it though can't climb any more and have a bunch of pro new gear i could sell to help raise the money.
 
Well i have read enough and watched enough to know i need to get a DK2 for the full ED experience.

So im selling our teenage daughter.

she is quite well trained and can make reasonable tea, to sweeten the deal she also comes complete with even better boyfriend attachment that can be used for better tea making and has the optional extra, you can cadge a ciggy off him feature as standard.

both models low mileage but can be high maintenance please reply in writing all sensible offers considered.


all sales are final there will be no refund or returns once i have the rift!


Shouldn't have mentioned the BF bro ...she's worth more as a virgin!
 
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