Department of stupid ideas: Bumper Stickers

[Comrade Napoleon]

I had a few to many (pints) and thought why not bumper stickers!!

Well , what IF you could have bumper sticker, technically we dont have bumpers , bla, bla,bla,

But what if?

Post spiffy suggestions in this thread

Cheers Cmdr's

 

[Minoo Minou]

"If you can read this, you'd better be under 100m/s"

 

[Cody]

Honk if you're an explorer!

 

[Dogeh]

'Well behaved pilots rarely make history'

 

[Ian Phillips]

Why are you are looking at my Asp?

 

[X2Eliah]

"I am not a Thargoid, honest!"

 

[HipToss]

Cash, grass, or azz, nobody rides for free!

 

[Bluebird007]

No Unknown Artefacts are stored in this vehicle overnight.

 

[ArkSeaJumper]

if you dont like my driving post on THIS site

 

[KiraNerys]

"we brake for nobody"

 

[thehairymob]

I don't know why I have this sticker cause nobody going to see it way out here.

 

[PiLhEaD]

"I found my bumber sticker idea here"

 

[bossbrigand]

 

[xDreadnoughtx]

Honk if you think my Asp looks good in this

 

[Captain w00t]

Why are you are looking at my Asp?

Genius


"Watch out for the idiot behind me"

 

[Guidebot]

"We brake for nobody"

 

[Kancro Vantas]

"My other ship is an Imperial Clipper"

 

[Hell Razor5543]

"Oops, was this your parking spot? I didn't see your Cobra III on the pad!" on the bumper of an Anaconda.

 

[Greyhawk]

"If you are reading this - my wingman has you zeroed"

 

[Poseidal]

"My other ship is a Fer-de-Lance."

EDIT: Beaten to it, albeit a different ship.