the trouble with quantum A.I is that it very quickly determines that gravity is just spin
as soon as you integrate a vestibular sensory system that is.....
well that , a song by kylie minouge , and thoughts correction calculations of Kristine Kochanski's non static underwear in a washing machine

as it calculates that nothing is truly stationary when it comes to the conclusion that the washing machine drum and Kristine Kochanski's soaked underwear is what is spinning, not the housing or the world around it and visa versa, which just cause ripples in spacetime not entirely unlike the effect a propeller has on water or the soundwaves traveling through the air from said washing machine.
and not entriely unlike the feeling of weightlessness (freefall) when on the sea followed closely by the feeling of weight/mass (dare it say gravity) when riding a ripple or a wave.
so in order for said AI to determine that something is in fact spinning it needs a stationary fixed point of reference, the trouble is everything is spinning depending on your point of view so it looks further a field to a black hole a static black hole it may look like they spin but that's just the matter revolving down it like a sink full of water and a plug hole the sink doesn't spin
and that's the reason everything in the universe is flying apart and getting faster as that static zero point in spacetime were all blackholes meet is the dark matter we cant see because it is truly stationary. its the massive dumb unexcited lump that the tiny super excited big bang just broke of off like a wet ball off a bat or a soaked frizby when it is throne