Don't let the kids play in the cockpit

[SeregDuin]

After a visit from a little one, I jumped in my Vulture to take a spin around the CZ. As I lifted off the pad I heard the warning "Power plant capacity exceeded". What!? That only happens when I whip out the pulsies.
Sure enough my twin pulse lasers were out and firing by themselves. I panicked, hit the power and boosted for the letterbox all the while blasting away at the inside of the station with the fire button jammed down.
If I had survived long enough to reach the airlock, I would have splatted on the wall next to it ..but I didn't. The station defences finished me off before I got close.
Thanks little fella.

 

[Steve50]

..and this is what happens when you let kids play with your toys

Next time give them a colouring book.

 

[Toumal]

Heh, kids and spaceships don't mix!

What did he do? Why was the fire button jammed?

 

[SeregDuin]

Heh, kids and spaceships don't mix!

What did he do? Why was the fire button jammed?

Don't know exactly. All seems to be working fine now. Probably get me again when I least expect it.

 

[Whiterose]

toffee fingers, chocolate hands, grandkids do all kinds to my flight controls

lol, my grandson threw up on my keyboard.....I knew my flying was bad, but not that bad. Upside was I got a new keyboard.

 

[Tyberius Lambert]

That moment when a kid does something you have no idea what to do and all you can say is...."How?"

 

[Privata]

Well , its the same but a long time ago like in 1999 maybe 2000 I had just got some new games for my PC , I think UT99 and star wars racers... anyway , I was giving the pod racers game a spin I liked it a lot and I saw how much I had to unlock then when I went downstairs for a tea my cat came up , and walked all over my keyboard I don't know how but he seemed to have entered a ''unlock all'' cheat as from that moment onwards I had all the pods and tracks unlocked !

 

[Flip]

lol, my grandson threw up on my keyboard.....I knew my flying was bad, but not that bad.

LOL Good one!

 

[Stiffmaister]

Murphy's Law always occur...What key must my little one (20 months old) sitting on my legs press while bounty hunting in a RES? no no...not the boost one...the little nice slider of the X55 throttle..."silent running" shields offline...D'OH! BTW Still love play with him on my legs! :*

 

[SeregDuin]

lol, my grandson threw up on my keyboard.....I knew my flying was bad, but not that bad. Upside was I got a new keyboard.

LOL .
My grandson is 23. If he threw up on the keyboard......