Right on the money good sir. Frank is well known for his guppie impressions especially when janx is involved. To be honest all I remember was a large glass flying through the air and Frank shouting "Four-heid!"
And I then all I remember was Sven pulling broken glass from my brow
Seems you don't remember much either.
Thus you must have been pretty well knackered too.
Hence I deduce that you both were equally drunk and that it must have been a drinking contest, to be followed up with a tall tale contest.