Community Event / Creation Drabble Contest: Cripple Mr Onion

Which three stories are ace?

  • 01 - DocStone - Meet Mr Onion

    Votes: 4 16.7%
  • 02 - Phoenix_Dfire - Presidential Typos

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • 03 - Goose4291 - The Ends Justify the Means

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • 04 - Frank - It's Not Plagiarism. It's Homage.

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • 05 - MikeSnos - The Senator's Loss (or gambling's for Imerial Mugs... MUG!)

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • 06 - Simoof - THE FERVENT WINDS OF WAR - A GASTRONOMICALLY CATASTROPHICALLY ANOMALY

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • 07 - Darkoba - A Stealthy Chess Move

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • 08 - Splendour - King Takes Pawn

    Votes: 9 37.5%
  • 09 - Bikky - Walking Aids

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • 10 - Erik Marcaigh - Deal With It

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • 11 - MrMogadon - A Tale of Achenar Morpork

    Votes: 7 29.2%
  • 12 - Listeri69 - A Mouthful Of Head......

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • 13 - Galactic Midden - No title, instead I'll just apologise in advance

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • 14 - Clef_Hanger - Casabianca 3301 (apologies to Felicia Dorothea Hemans)

    Votes: 6 25.0%
  • 15 - CdrTwisted - Steve Miller Banned.

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • 16 - {SAS}Stalker - Crippled Mr Onion Sir

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • 17 - Riedquat - "Cripple Mr Onion!"

    Votes: 4 16.7%
  • 18 - Steed - Seriously?

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • 19 - Ian Phillips - The usual suspects

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • 20 - Telakin - How GalNet Crippled Mr. Onion

    Votes: 4 16.7%

  • Total voters
    24
  • Poll closed .
Congrats Splendour! As I already said, a great parry and riposte - winning by killing MY body double and reprimanding MY Guild Assassin...

I shall be wary of you in future, Sirrah! Our paths may cross again, but I won't let you know in advance, you are too clever an antagonist by far.
 
Well done Splendour. Another great win. <nudge> time to wake up and give us the new topic <nudge><nudge>
Splendour? <nudge><nudge><nudge>
Darkoba?..
DARKOBA!!!
 
As controversy surrounds the "who stole what" creative plagiarism, I'll just say congratulations Splendour, and hard cheese Darkoba :)
I believe I voted for you both in recognition of the genius of creative thought and expert crafting that went into producing two wonderfully cascading masterpieces. Historians may in years to come say that perhaps you colluded together to steal the contest and share the spoils away from the rest of us drabble folk. I await the next challenge with baited breath.
 
You rang????

Who can you say "You rang???" so innocently when Splendour is nowhere to be seen? We all know you had the motive. Come clean. If he doesn't appear soon we will just have to assume the worst and get someone else to choose the topic.
 
Who can you say "You rang???" so innocently when Splendour is nowhere to be seen? We all know you had the motive. Come clean. If he doesn't appear soon we will just have to assume the worst and get someone else to choose the topic.

Not guilty yeronner. Last I looked, Splendour was cycling down the M1, trying to get a rocket booster to work. Honest!
 
Last time I looked I was drifting near last place, so it's a bit of a shock to find I came in second.

Thanks for the votes.

Congrats to Splendour. I can't complain, since I'm one of the discerning who voted for his excellent drabble
 
Again? Either I have struck a vein of inspiration, or the bribes are finally paying off ;)


Bank holidays seem to be my fatal weakness when it comes to setting topics though. Disappointment indeed!
 
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