Community Event / Creation Drabble Contest - Week 128 Theme: BATTLE

[Darkoba]

Congratulations to our trio of winners. At least 2/3rds of my votes contributed to your victory

Mine too! Yes, congratulations to all three... And thanks to the two voters who picked me up off the ground; toys are now neatly re-arranged on the pillow

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Half the contestants are moderators. I'm surprised we don't have results such as 1276 votes versus 1434.... with only 17 voters.

Many moons (and stars and planets) ago, I politely inquired how one becomes a Moderator, and what it is that Moderators do. I was fobbed off with an "answer" which said, more or less, if you don't know, you'll never find out, and if you do, you don't need to ask (bit like the question about what's worn under the kilt... If you're not Scottish, you'll never know, if you are you don't need to ask).
So the question remains... Why would one want to join such a secret society? And, would you want your sister to marry one? No offence to the lovely Moderators intended - it's just that I haven't had my second cup of coffee yet

 

[Frank]

6. Sell your soul to the devil, like Frank did. Though the devil must be sick of Frank's soul this week.

When the Devil offers to buy your soul he tempts with the wildest dreams of avarice; fast cars, women, luxury yachts. He took one look at my soul and all he offered me was a candy bar... which was delicious by the way.

 

[Galactic Midden]

Many moons (and stars and planets) ago, I politely inquired how one becomes a Moderator, and what it is that Moderators do.

If you ever find out, please let me know. I just woke up one morning to the smell of chlorophyll in unknown surroundings.

Congratulations to our three winners, I'll leave you to fight over the crown.

 

[Darkoba]

If you ever find out, please let me know. I just woke up one morning to the smell of chlorophyll in unknown surroundings.

See what I mean?!?!?!?!?

 

[Ian Phillips]

YES

I won a drabble competition (Does a little dance of happiness)

Oh, and congratulations to the other two entrants who share in my glory.

I'd like to thank everyone.... What's that T.j? Horizons beta? but....but.... I'm composing my acceptance speach here....

 

[insanephoton]

If you ever find out, please let me know. I just woke up one morning to the smell of chlorophyll in unknown surroundings.

Congratulations to our three winners, I'll leave you to fight over the crown.

Chlorophyll ? are you sure you don't mean chloroform? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroform Though according to Wikipedia the way it is portrayed in fiction is highly unlikely to work in real life without the assistance of tranquilizers or alcohol. Chlorophyll is the green stuff in plants that helps photosynthesis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorophyll

Anyway the last I heard about mods was a rumour involving naked dancing at midnight around Reality Checkpoint https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_Checkpoint and something about goats too.

 

[Edith_The_Hutt]

Anyway the last I heard about mods was a rumour involving naked dancing at midnight around Reality Checkpoint https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_Checkpoint and something about goats too.

As much as I love that theory, anyone dancing naked around Reality Checkpoint at midnight is going to be filmed, laughed at and/or arrested. There are three pubs, two curry houses, one major hotel and the city's main police station all over-looking that landmark. Someone is going to spot you and get involved...

Castle Hill on the other hand is surprisingly well concealed for a Hill in the middle of a flat city...

 

[Darkoba]

Chlorophyll is the green stuff in plants that helps photosynthesis
Anyway the last I heard about mods was a rumour involving naked dancing at midnight around Reality Checkpoint and something about goats too.

Well, if they're dancing at midnight, they'd need the chlorophyll for when they wake up in sunlight. Naked dancing at midnight, eh? I wannabe one!!!

 

[Frank]

Catch 22

Moderator jobs aren't offered to people who actively want to be moderators.

 

[Battlegrade]

Moderator jobs aren't offered to people who actively want to be moderators.

Moderators wield "SUPREME UNIVERSAL POWERS" but reside in itty bitty living spaces.

 

[Ian Phillips]

Well, if they're dancing at midnight, they'd need the chlorophyll for when they wake up in sunlight. Naked dancing at midnight, eh? I wannabe one!!!

T.j is a mod, do you really want to dance at midnight with him (when either of you have no clothes..)