ED Loves YOU-a poem n tribute to NEWBS

ScottGust

ScottGust
Eh hem..*clears throat...


ED is Here
Galaxy in Beta
400 billion systems to visit 'lata'
Stations galore and mining too!
Never forget
ED loves YOU...
Come Cobras
Come Haulers
Come Vipers
Come ALL!
Explore the void
But careful...
Thats a Thargoid!!
Gammas on the horizon
The future looks bright.
Planetary landings??
Their comin, thats right!
Calling all Commanders
Yes, that means YOU
Get in those cockpits...
Cuz ED loves YOU.
 
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EAGLE 5

EAGLE 5
AXIS said:
Lol, u mean Montrose?! :O
Nope just thawt all the carebears n emo types that luv to whine about ED might find solice, in the arms of a poem...just fer them..hehe
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lol nah Montrose is a bit too "colorful" for my taste.... Washington is the happening place these days.

But yeah people really seriously need to lighten the ...... up. It's only 15 bucks they spent on the beta not $15000 maybe if the final game was bad I'd see it but as is who cares enjoy it and help the devs finish it.
 

ScottGust

ScottGust
EAGLE 5 said:
lol nah Montrose is a bit too "colorful" for my taste.... Washington is the happening place these days.

But yeah people really seriously need to lighten the ...... up. It's only 15 bucks they spent on the beta not $15000 maybe if the final game was bad I'd see it but as is who cares enjoy it and help the devs finish it.
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My hope n dream is that my poem brings them joy..*snickers
Yea Wash Ave. rox...I luv the hipster vibe out ther, nothin like seein a dude dressed in rags getting into a Lambo. Lol...
 

MrShadowfax

MrShadowfax
AXIS said:
Eh hem..*clears throat...


ED is Here
Galaxy in Beta
400 billion systems to visit 'lata'
Stations galore and mining too!
Never forget
ED loves YOU...
Come Cobras
Come Haulers
Come Vipers
Come ALL!
Explore the void
But careful...
Thats a Thargoid!!
Gammas on the horizon
The future looks bright.
Planetary landings??
Their comin, thats right!
Calling all Commanders
Yes, that means YOU
Get in those cockpits...
Cuz ED loves YOU.
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"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
 

ScottGust

ScottGust
MrShadowfax said:
"Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"
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Yes what this says...twice!
Lol

(Poet Explorers for NEWB Reform;)
 

Cosmos

C
hickory ory dock,
the noob jumped out and got shot,
the pirate said pew,
the forums said boo,
and the Emperor said welcome to this fully armed and operational battle-station when you dock

:(
 
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ScottGust

ScottGust
!! I CAN FEEL THE NEWBS GLEE !!...ALL COMPLAINTS HAVE CEASED..FOREVER!!
The Poetry is j just...t toooo p powerful!

Just......!!YAY!! :D
 

EAGLE 5

EAGLE 5
Your Viper glows red, my Cobra stays Blue
Look out (BEEP), I'm coming to get you!!!

There poetry has been made.

(drops mic and walks off like a boss)
 

Krow

Krow
There once was a pilot from LHS 3262,
Who flew trade routes nobody knew.
He mastered Framejumps,
Out running pirate chumps,
But saluted Commanders old and new.
 

Speculative

Speculative
There once was a pilot from Azaban,
The type who was his own biggest fan,
When boosting from dock,
He glanced at his clock,
And reduced his shiny new ship to a can!

I'm here all week, try to mutton! :D
 
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