Election Night Special Report
- Thread starter The Natoorat
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dey tuk r juuubs!
It's all about the tactical voting. Vote Sensible, Get Silly.
Before making your decision, ask:
What do you want?
What do you want?
I tried to find out which party would add more content to my life experience, but got nowhere. Instead of voting I decided to simply ram those attempting to enter the polling station as a form of protest.
Greetings again fellow citizens of the multiverse!
Thank you very much for participation, and if you haven't voted yet, there is still time!
Let me bring you up to date with the most recent results. When not taking into account the abstaining votes, the results are as follows:
The Green Thargoid Party leads by 51.04%, thus giving a possibility of majority government.
On the second place is the Very Silly Party with 27.08%.
Followed by the Silly Party with 10.42%.
The Slightly Silly Party had a slow start, but now they are forth with 6.25%.
And lastly, the Sensible Party with just 5.21% of the non-abstaining votes.
We asked the leaders of each party to comment on the results, the Green Thargoid Party said (translated by the GalNet Translation Software):
"The Glorious Thargod Hive be happy with support/backing [translation unclear] //
We welcome cooperation of bipedal mammal friends from ground/soil/earth [translation unclear] //
The ghost/spirit/wraith/butterfly [translation unclear] of victory is above all us //
Soon //
All your base are belong to us [translation unclear] //
//"
The Very Silly Party released a statement:
"It's aliens, I tell you!"
The Silly Party leader said:
"Wanna know how I got these scars?"
The Slightly Silly Party stated:
"They might have the votes...
...but we've got the guns."
And the Sensible Party leader's statement was as follows:
"I do not always loose...
...but when I do, I do so by a margin.
Stay thirsty my friends."
Thank you very much for participation, and if you haven't voted yet, there is still time!
Let me bring you up to date with the most recent results. When not taking into account the abstaining votes, the results are as follows:
The Green Thargoid Party leads by 51.04%, thus giving a possibility of majority government.
On the second place is the Very Silly Party with 27.08%.
Followed by the Silly Party with 10.42%.
The Slightly Silly Party had a slow start, but now they are forth with 6.25%.
And lastly, the Sensible Party with just 5.21% of the non-abstaining votes.
We asked the leaders of each party to comment on the results, the Green Thargoid Party said (translated by the GalNet Translation Software):
"The Glorious Thargod Hive be happy with support/backing [translation unclear] //
We welcome cooperation of bipedal mammal friends from ground/soil/earth [translation unclear] //
The ghost/spirit/wraith/butterfly [translation unclear] of victory is above all us //
Soon //
All your base are belong to us [translation unclear] //
//"
The Very Silly Party released a statement:
"It's aliens, I tell you!"
The Silly Party leader said:
"Wanna know how I got these scars?"
The Slightly Silly Party stated:
"They might have the votes...
...but we've got the guns."
And the Sensible Party leader's statement was as follows:
"I do not always loose...
...but when I do, I do so by a margin.
Stay thirsty my friends."
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