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Bingo Brewster

Bingo Brewster
Zipping around all that space with a lot of time on your hands in between battles, trade deals etc, I'm sure that many of you are constantly coming up with hilarious jokes, monologues, humorous mimes etc. that up to now have existed only in your head.

Well now is the time to share.

Me first with an absolutely hilarious joke
Why did the Thargoid cross the galaxy?
TO KILL PUNY HUMANS! DIE DIE DIE...
:D:D:D:D
 

Mobius

Mobius
Bingo Brewster said:
Zipping around all that space with a lot of time on your hands in between battles, trade deals etc, I'm sure that many of you are constantly coming up with hilarious jokes, monologues, humorous mimes etc. that up to now have existed only in your head.

Well now is the time to share.

Me first with an absolutely hilarious joke
Why did the Thargoid cross the galaxy?
TO KILL PUNY HUMANS! DIE DIE DIE...
:D:D:D:D
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DobrijZmej

DobrijZmej
Bingo Brewster said:
Thats great!, thanks for that link, I didn't even know it existed.
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Yep, I do not know also about this, accidentally hit on this thread, I remember looking through the page "Who's Online", and saw that someone is in this thread, I was wondering, and I'm not sorry that I got into it =)
Oh... Michael Brookes looking on it right now ! :D
 

deMangler

deMangler
Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
How many Edible Poets does it take to cross the road?
How many Edible Poets does it take to cross the road who?
What?
:D
 

Cmdr Andy B

Cmdr Andy B
how many newtonian physicists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one - but they do it much more realistically! :D
 

Jack Booted Thug

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What do you get if a Cobra Mk3 scoops up two Vipers?

Two pigs in the hood.

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I hope this isn't politically incorrect, but compared to that last one, its mostly harmless ...

What did Stephen Hawking say when a fan wanted him to sign his latest book?

 

Bingo Brewster

Bingo Brewster
One for the Imperials

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus

"You mean a Martini?" The bartender asks.

The Roman replies "if I'd wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
 

Frank

Frank
The famous Commander Jameson walks into a bar.

The barman is flabbergasted by the sight of such a legendary figure. He gushes "We have a whisky named after you"

Commander Jameson frowns and replies "What? White Human?"
 
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