General / Off-Topic Elite Dangerous Humour

[Cosmos]

I hope this isn't politically incorrect, but compared to that last one, its mostly harmless ...

What did Stephen Hawking say when a fan wanted him to sign his latest book?

lol

 

[Bingo Brewster]

An electron and a positron go into a bar.
Positron: "You're round."
Electron: "Are you sure?"
Positron: "I'm positive."

 

[Maxxum]

Making a post so I can make my forums account active fully...

 

[Tiamat]

The bartender says "We don't serve Tachyons here."

A Tachyon walks into a bar.