Elite Dangerous vs. Farming Simulator

TERMINATRIXXX

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I recently started to play Farming Simulator 15.
Found out it has many similarities to ED.
Specially the Solo/PvE addicted people will love it.
Endless grinding of ressources, you can buy the latest tractors and harvesters.......and......there are no griefers or open mode.
There is a multiplayer mode, which i tried ofcourse.....i drove other players assets right into the water lol
The only enemy you encounter there is time and space.
One day you own all fields and don't got enough time to harvest them.
Finally i came to the conclusion, this game would suites your playstyle better than ED.
Remember, i'm just here to help you guys and for a better life for everyone.
 

SpeedDaemon

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TERMINATRIXXX said:
I recently started to play Farming Simulator 15.
Found out it has many similarities to ED.
Specially the Solo/PvE addicted people will love it.
Endless grinding of ressources, you can buy the latest tractors and harvesters.......and......there are no griefers or open mode.
There is a multiplayer mode, which i tried ofcourse.....i drove other players assets right into the water lol
The only enemy you encounter there is time and space.
One day you own all fields and don't got enough time to harvest them.
Finally i came to the conclusion, this game would suites your playstyle better than ED.
Remember, i'm just here to help you guys and for a better life for everyone.
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Maybe if they all leave we can get a game that is 'dangerous', complex, deep and challenging?

You know, like it was advertised on Kickstarter, before these 'farmers' got excited over pretty planet pictures.

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Bomba Luigi said:
But how is the flight model? :D
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Better, you can yaw in it as much as you like!
 

Sonof Hibachi

Sonof Hibachi
TERMINATRIXXX said:
I recently started to play Farming Simulator 15.
Found out it has many similarities to ED.
Specially the Solo/PvE addicted people will love it.
Endless grinding of ressources, you can buy the latest tractors and harvesters.......and......there are no griefers or open mode.
There is a multiplayer mode, which i tried ofcourse.....i drove other players assets right into the water lol
The only enemy you encounter there is time and space.
One day you own all fields and don't got enough time to harvest them.
Finally i came to the conclusion, this game would suites your playstyle better than ED.
Remember, i'm just here to help you guys and for a better life for everyone.
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How many times was your tractor annihilated by an uber-engineered combine harvester driven by a moron?

How often were your crops destroyed by a swarm of senseless insects "just creating content"?

How many times did you get home after a long day in the fields and your sheepdog bit your leg, just because it could?

Remember, I'm just here to help you spot really poor metaphors.

Hibachi, showing farmers the way.
 

verminstar

Banned
verminstar
TERMINATRIXXX said:
I recently started to play Farming Simulator 15.
Found out it has many similarities to ED.
Specially the Solo/PvE addicted people will love it.
Endless grinding of ressources, you can buy the latest tractors and harvesters.......and......there are no griefers or open mode.
There is a multiplayer mode, which i tried ofcourse.....i drove other players assets right into the water lol
The only enemy you encounter there is time and space.
One day you own all fields and don't got enough time to harvest them.
Finally i came to the conclusion, this game would suites your playstyle better than ED.
Remember, i'm just here to help you guys and for a better life for everyone.
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Are there any salty griefers to laugh at and wind up on their forums?
 

Noctover

Noctover
As an upstanding member of the community also, i would like to further increase the capacity of the ED player base quiver! By introducing Euro Truck Simulator 2!

The only danger is the one you make yourself, usually shows up in the form of a ticket 1/90th the price of the job payment, or a small repair fee/fee for damaged goods. Like interdictions, these can be easily and entirely avoided by following the speed limits and stopping at red lights.

You haul cargo from 1 place to another albeit with much better scenery.

No trolls

No griefers.

Increase your company/assets/bank balance and feel like a bad- in the billionaire club just like ED.

Recommended!

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TERMINATRIXXX said:
I haven't played ED for about 2 weeks now because it's boring overall.
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Me neither! Have you had the cheese "return to ED" marketing email yet?
 
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Besensec

Besensec
Everything about you is so badazz, I mean, your name is termination, like Terminator, you know? but with that X thing at the end of it, but triple, and with capital letters. Like, oh my god, badazz exploshion. You did that with your own keyboard? Whoaaah! Amazing, I wish I could be as badazz as you with a keyboard.
 

your mom

your mom
Hmmm, thought about euro truck when it was on sale in steam last week... would only buy it if the only way to upgrade your truck was to drive really far to get parts and really far again for an rng roll!
 

Noctover

Noctover
your mom said:
Hmmm, thought about euro truck when it was on sale in steam last week... would only buy it if the only way to upgrade your truck was to drive really far to get parts and really far again for an rng roll!
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Lol. And have the servers crash on that 108th perfect roll :)
 

Deleted member 38366

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TERMINATRIXXX said:
I recently started to play Farming Simulator 15.
Found out it has many similarities to ED.
Specially the Solo/PvE addicted people will love it.
Endless grinding of ressources, you can buy the latest tractors and harvesters.......and......there are no griefers or open mode.
There is a multiplayer mode, which i tried ofcourse.....i drove other players assets right into the water lol
The only enemy you encounter there is time and space.
One day you own all fields and don't got enough time to harvest them.
Finally i came to the conclusion, this game would suites your playstyle better than ED.
Remember, i'm just here to help you guys and for a better life for everyone.
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Hmm...

Another hidden cry for help.
What's wrong? Need to step away from the Game for a while? One of these low target count days in Maia again? Not enough Traders for you to blow up in your Combat-Cutter?

PS.
I always find it so incredibly funny when the "simple minded" with their extremely singular playstyle (which btw. received more updates and care than everything else in the Game combined so far!) unintentionally reveal their psyche in public, for everyone to see.
And it's always the same.
"I play in only one single way and because I enjoy it I actually convinced myself (!) to believe this isolated extremist playstyle would be exactly right for everyone, so do as I say! Why don't you all play with me?!"

Personal favorite : "Remember, I'm just trying to help you guys"
(Neural Network Translator, depth 110 layers = "I'm so lonely and need help")

Disclaimer :
I have to apologize that I've been busy buzzing Planets for Volcanism lately. No PewPew involved. Noone blew up.
And all I have to show are sets of Galactic and Planetary Coordinates + documentary Screenshots.
Still... I did it my way - but you won't see me advertising it as "the only way to play" ;)
Common Sense(tm). It rocks. You should try it some time.
 
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Urbanski101

Urbanski101
TERMINATRIXXX said:
I recently started to play Farming Simulator 15.
Found out it has many similarities to ED.
Specially the Solo/PvE addicted people will love it.
Endless grinding of ressources, you can buy the latest tractors and harvesters.......and......there are no griefers or open mode.
There is a multiplayer mode, which i tried ofcourse.....i drove other players assets right into the water lol
The only enemy you encounter there is time and space.
One day you own all fields and don't got enough time to harvest them.
Finally i came to the conclusion, this game would suites your playstyle better than ED.
Remember, i'm just here to help you guys and for a better life for everyone.
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Ah yes, the "i play better than you, open is for real players" thread....yawn.

Well aren't you clever....apart from the fact you bought and play farm simulator.....enjoy those crops :)
 
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