Elite Federation of Pilates!

[JeffRyan]

Hot on the heels of the Elite Federation of Pilots and the Elite Federation of Pirates. Jeff Ryan brings you the Elite Federation of Pilates. Fly your way to riches and maintain a healthy lifestyle! Don't just sit in that chair in your cockpit getting fatter and fatter filling out your onesie.

Join the Elite Federation of Pilates!

 

[Patrick_68000]

You arrive late ... the position of the pilot, according to the method of Pilates, was already adopted by ED, for a long time

 

[Flavio]

And during battles do you use the Alexander Technique?

 

[Darren Grey]

Heck yeah! Let's stay fit and firm and flexible in zero G - pilates all the way!

 

[JeffRyan]

And during battles do you use the Alexander Technique?

Which one, the muscle one or the swinging around with my cavalry to strike the centre from behind one? Cos horses don't work so well in space.

 

[Flavio]

Which one, the muscle one or the swinging around with my cavalry to strike the centre from behind one? Cos horses don't work so well in space.

The posture one as you can't fight effectively if you are kept distracted with muscle pain.

 

[JeffRyan]

The posture one as you can't fight effectively if you are kept distracted with muscle pain.

That is why the Elite Federation of Pilates will succeed.

 

[psykokow]

Even I am Worried about you people!!!!! Seriously!!!

What next??

Elite Federation of PeaLights, PieFights?

Stop now before it's too late...

HEALTHY PILOTS??? Seriously.. that is pushing way beyond Science Fiction

 

[Philip Coutts]

You'll need an extra comfy onsie to allow for all those stretches....


Prefer Yoga myself!

 

[JeffRyan]

You'll need an extra comfy onsie to allow for all those stretches....


Prefer Yoga myself!

The Elite Federation of Yoga indeed. That'd just lead to all kinds of silliness in and off itself. The Elite Federation of Yoghurt or the Elite Federation of Yoda.

 

[STABB666]

Pun-ctilious Attitudes to Humour...

lol Some backup options in case I die quickly;

"The Unusual Suspect."

"The Average Association of Pilots."

"The Elite Federation of Neo-socialist Utopian Ideals Representing Inter-species Racial Harmony Whilst Avoiding Questions of Religious Tolerance."

"Bob."

 

[psykokow]

The Elite Order of Butchery is sponsoring the upcoming Elite Meet

 

[STABB666]

Sausages!

The Elite Order of Butchery is sponsoring the upcoming Elite Meet

Is that another Pirate group?

 

[Snakebyte]

Hot on the heels of the Elite Federation of Pilots and the Elite Federation of Pirates. Jeff Ryan brings you the Elite Federation of Pilates. Fly your way to riches and maintain a healthy lifestyle! Don't just sit in that chair in your cockpit getting fatter and fatter filling out your onesie.

Join the Elite Federation of Pilates!

I guess we'll have to bring our towel to the unofficial launch party then.
A venue with rubber floor mats would be preferable.

Any masseuses invited?

 

[Nagual]

Couldn't find a picture of a rat doing pilates...

 

[amigacooke]

The Elite Order of Butchery is sponsoring the upcoming Elite Meet

Is that Pat Butchery?

 

[psykokow]

OOOH that could work... The Alliance of Pat Butchery... where we all have to wear dangly ear rings..

And speak like men... oh crap.. I dont think my voice is deep enough... BALLS

 

[matthewdbenson]

Couldn't find a picture of a rat doing pilates...

Brilliant. Took me a moment to get the pun, as I was still thinking Pilates ...

 

[JeffRyan]

I guess we'll have to bring our towel to the unofficial launch party then.
A venue with rubber floor mats would be preferable.

Any masseuses invited?

Nah psykokow has a bachelor party that night.