Elite Jokes Thread

[Dr. Dave Bowman]

Whats the difference between hutton orbital and your Partner? When one of them says come again you know you will say yes!

 

[Cmdr Andy B]

what's the difference between an anaconda and an ice cream?

Spoiler

if you buy an ice cream you can have two scoops!

How many Elite Dangerous forum members does it take to change a light-bulb?

Spoiler

just the one, but you'll get 1000's of other forum members posting that if its changed it will become too much like Eve Online!

 

[Cmdr Mackara]

There once was a commander in space,
Who boosted all over the place,
He said "**** it all",
And smashed into a wall,

The last thing that went through his mind was his face...
And his clone vowed to reduce his pace...
Injury lawyers are pursuing the case
(Edit...one more)
Granting a Darwin Award first place


(Things you think about when waiting for an update to download)

 

[Halo Moon]

Heard about the Scarecrow that won an award?


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For being 'outstanding in his field'!

 

[Snakebite]

Elite Dangerous

Where loitering is a crime punishable by death.....
And where they give you a small, locally posted fine, for blowing up an innocent 600 tonne cargo ship laden with much needed supplies and killing the entire crew in the process.....

 

[Don_Von_Hulio]

Im a bounty hunter.

 

[Mysturji]

A Lady admired my Cobra
I said she could fly it with no bra
I offered to Viper
Her rage became hyper
And now I just wish I was sober-a