So... I said to the guy who 'claimed' to be an engineer ,.... to me he looked like he should have been at school, you know, smoking drugs and an' chasin' the girls.. BUT ! a "friend" said the kid could be trusted... But like all those other ".engineers".. he seemed obsessed with weapons and any thing else that goes baang bang.... Huh! bloody kid... But I decided ,what the hell. I'M here now.. so I asked him...No, I told him.
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I said." Hay kid. I'm Not interested in guns .. Guns means space and weight, and that means space is cargo, and weight is less speed.
Now I work in the transportation of 'special goods'.. the rare and most .eerrm needed. .Oh' dont get me wrong, I'll do the block-aid running ,you know the kind i mean, medical aid to cut off citizens fighting the good fight, and yer, it's for a profit. then there's those special rare goods. ... Huh! I'll transport people, pirates wanted and princesses too.
But my prob' is those 'individuals' who ..eeerrmmm. take a less than desirable attraction to my cargo and think its O.K to help themselves ..
.I dont need guns, i ain't a fighter, i'm a lover ha ha .. and yer.. a runner.
So,KID.. ..wot I NEED is something like a ..eermmmm.. induction shield.. maybe something that will boost my boosters in standard space. even give me a vertical boost...now that would be a nice surprise to them scum bag pirates..HA HA ha... ...Hay! Kid.
And do it all with out burning out my motors... and here's something else i want you to work on... I want a shield that eeemmmm.. oh' I know what i mean.. it's a shield that "feeds" off,of scum bag laser fire.. HA HA ha... yer! the more I'm fired on the stronger my shield gets..H aha ha NOW! that would be worth me crawling over moon surfaces like a waste of time, non profitin' scum bag miner ..Ha ha..
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and yer. know wot..... The kid said...
He said ." sure thing miss". and handed my a blue print and a shopping list.....H HA HA ...
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Maybe the kid has got some brains afterall..HA HA....I sure could do with that induction shield...
So, it seems i'll taking a long over due, non profitin' holiday ,
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I said." Hay kid. I'm Not interested in guns .. Guns means space and weight, and that means space is cargo, and weight is less speed.
Now I work in the transportation of 'special goods'.. the rare and most .eerrm needed. .Oh' dont get me wrong, I'll do the block-aid running ,you know the kind i mean, medical aid to cut off citizens fighting the good fight, and yer, it's for a profit. then there's those special rare goods. ... Huh! I'll transport people, pirates wanted and princesses too.
But my prob' is those 'individuals' who ..eeerrmmm. take a less than desirable attraction to my cargo and think its O.K to help themselves ..
.I dont need guns, i ain't a fighter, i'm a lover ha ha .. and yer.. a runner.
So,KID.. ..wot I NEED is something like a ..eermmmm.. induction shield.. maybe something that will boost my boosters in standard space. even give me a vertical boost...now that would be a nice surprise to them scum bag pirates..HA HA ha... ...Hay! Kid.
And do it all with out burning out my motors... and here's something else i want you to work on... I want a shield that eeemmmm.. oh' I know what i mean.. it's a shield that "feeds" off,of scum bag laser fire.. HA HA ha... yer! the more I'm fired on the stronger my shield gets..H aha ha NOW! that would be worth me crawling over moon surfaces like a waste of time, non profitin' scum bag miner ..Ha ha..
.
and yer. know wot..... The kid said...
He said ." sure thing miss". and handed my a blue print and a shopping list.....H HA HA ...
.
Maybe the kid has got some brains afterall..HA HA....I sure could do with that induction shield...
So, it seems i'll taking a long over due, non profitin' holiday ,