Evacuate LHS 3447 !

[Mole HD]

We need someone to head up the Institute of Stinging Remarks For Export, you'll do nicely I'll wager. Welcome aboard.

As a Troop Sergeant, I used to have a technique in 'volunteering' folks for crap jobs. I'd pop my head round a door to a room full of idle squaddies, ask in an excited tone if any of them had a driving licence...when Trooper Stupid volunteered he had one, I told him to go steer a mop round the heads for half an hour.

Never failed

 

[RedZerker45]

Sure, have you ever killed a man?

Many times i have looked a man dead in the eyes and said "You are very welcome sir! Have a great day!" then quietly plot their demise.

Close enough?

 

[Jermicdubya]

If you make a joke out of a joke, does it cancel out the joke?

If you eat pasta and antipasta would you still be hungry?

 

[B Wald]

Many times i have looked a man dead in the eyes and said "You are very welcome sir! Have a great day!" then quietly plot their demise.

Close enough?

You can be Lord Littlefinger (as long as you keep the assassinations to a minimum).

If you eat pasta and antipasta would you still be hungry?

No, but you could power a starship with your :x for a day or two. Works even better than H¹ fuel, but you'll need lots of Maalox