Elite dictionary:
AU: expression used to attract an Astronomer's attention across a crowded room.
AU: expression used to attract an Astronomer's attention across a crowded room.
Explorer Humour
- Thread starter Traveller_GG
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Someone offered me a Corona the other day, so I deployed my scoop.
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I don't know....erm..
Two pilot's jump into a system.
They notice each other, panic then log out?
Why is there always a queue for the explorers toilet at any bar? The first one in writes his name on the door, and no one else will use it.....
So yeah, not getting anywhere thinking of funnies, so... erm... oooh shiny thing....
Two pilot's jump into a system.
They notice each other, panic then log out?
Why is there always a queue for the explorers toilet at any bar? The first one in writes his name on the door, and no one else will use it.....
So yeah, not getting anywhere thinking of funnies, so... erm... oooh shiny thing....
The reason I want planetary landings is so I can go find alien trailer parks, capture, and analprobe the natives. It seems to be the "done" thing in the universe, so who am I to argue?
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No, that's not why we're all out looking for aliens.. no, not at all....
oh thats gold.
I know an astronomy limerick -
"The Universe is curved" noted Fred.
An astronomer learned and read.
"This scope has such power
I've just spent an hour
examining the back of my head".
And another one about first contact -
A voice from the UFO cried,
"To the smartest, we'll give a free ride!".
Several men volunteered,
but the ship disappeared
with a whale and two dolphins inside.
"The Universe is curved" noted Fred.
An astronomer learned and read.
"This scope has such power
I've just spent an hour
examining the back of my head".
And another one about first contact -
A voice from the UFO cried,
"To the smartest, we'll give a free ride!".
Several men volunteered,
but the ship disappeared
with a whale and two dolphins inside.