General / Off-Topic Fake Hacked, stolen pre-release of the alpha!

I hope that the OP realises that there are many older users on this site. If anyone, old or young, has a heart condition something like this could do them in!

I had started posting this in jest but the more I think about it the more serious it becomes. Please be careful in future!
 
you have not experienced a rickroll until you've heard it in the original kligon

Awesome ... :D

Weak ... now go play Outcast ... that will do the trick. It'll scare the bloody pants off you. Now don't say I didn't warn you! :eek:

http://store.steampowered.com/app/238320/

£8:99

I admit .. I can't ..

I watched a "lets play" on it from the comfort of my own house, with the lights on, and I was still scared :(

ETA:
Oh and thanks by the way .. just read this and now I am off to check MY bed:

It made no sense. There was nowhere to go, no escape from this room. Hiding seemed like the worst option, but it was also the only one.

There was a silence: The reporter and I staring at the darkened wall inches from our face, as we lay quietly under the bed. The pounding stopped.

Then the wall began to smoothly retreat from view. There was a moment's confusion, and then I realized what was happening: I, he was being dragged out from under the bed by his ankles.

That's when I sort of screamed.
 
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Not even going to bother clicking.
The only thing that would scare me, would be having it cancelled altogether :eek:
 
I come from a community that nicknamed the official forums for a certain other space game "the brown sea".

These boards on the other hand, have a reputation for being much better. More inclusive, mature, friendly and spam/troll free.

I'd respectfully ask that you try to keep that in mind mate. You made a funny thread, great... but the reason no one is posting in it is that it's not that interesting, so let it die gracefully please.
 
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