General / Off-Topic Famous quotes - Improved

[Mysturji]

"That's one small AAAAAAARGH! Hey, Buzz. Watch that last step, it's a doozy!"

"Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced."

"If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by midgets."

 

[Mysturji]

C'mon peeps! You know you want to. It doesn't even have to be original.

"A friend in need is... a pest."

Write on, Commanders!

 

[Ian Phillips]

Whats the last thing every explorer says as they depart?

"I'll be back"

 

[Andy Kappa]

He couldn't hit a barn door at this dist...

Sex. Some find it hard to talk about. Others find it hard to do...

If the human brain were so simple we could understand it, we'd be so simple that we couldn't.

D'oh!