Community Event / Creation Federation Lounge Bar. Have a drink, tell a story!
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My parents were killed by a pirate Lord The Echo. I've managed to track him down in the Sidewinder, that my father had left me. I went Kamikaze on him and destroyed his paint job. Woke up in a federation hospital bed some time later and worked my ass off for my Viper. As we've met again it was my paint job, that got ruined.
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I saw a lot of fighting in the Banki system. Many pilots supporting the Federation joined the war, but also some pirates. We've danced around, no serious injuries sustained. Cmdr 'Knightmare almost got me, but ran away when his shields broke down. Cmdr Skunimatrix, a Federation Hero, came to my help. I have to buy him a Radler next time we meet.
(a drunken profit monk swaggers in covered in credits)
" Commanders! Oh have you heard the good news of the Great Profit? The Great Profit descended upon the people and made them wealthy beyond their wildest dreams. May all your transactions be highly profitable! and if you are blessed with great profit spend it wisely to seek profit again!
May the heretical charities become bankrupt for they do not seek the true light of profit. Only those willing to provide good value goods and services shall be blessed by profit! Observe the holly days of Christmas, Black Friday and Cheap-ass Tuesdays. May all your hours be happy. Filled with joy and great profit. "
" Commanders! Oh have you heard the good news of the Great Profit? The Great Profit descended upon the people and made them wealthy beyond their wildest dreams. May all your transactions be highly profitable! and if you are blessed with great profit spend it wisely to seek profit again!
May the heretical charities become bankrupt for they do not seek the true light of profit. Only those willing to provide good value goods and services shall be blessed by profit! Observe the holly days of Christmas, Black Friday and Cheap-ass Tuesdays. May all your hours be happy. Filled with joy and great profit. "
In the Banki system
A group, who wants to take over the Galaxy, jumped into a high conflict zone near the port Andrade, armed to their teeth in Anacondas and met the furry of federation allied ships, who managed to destroy them twice. A federation branch of the group "mostly harmless" led by Cmdr Skunimatrix was in charge. Over a drink of our fines scotch he may be available to share his stories of fame and fortune.
A group, who wants to take over the Galaxy, jumped into a high conflict zone near the port Andrade, armed to their teeth in Anacondas and met the furry of federation allied ships, who managed to destroy them twice. A federation branch of the group "mostly harmless" led by Cmdr Skunimatrix was in charge. Over a drink of our fines scotch he may be available to share his stories of fame and fortune.
Bring Back Gas Giant Scooping?
A long time ago I was parked up at London when my laser mis-fired and hit a parked ship by accident. This was a fault on the old Sidewinder model that used mouse controls. Anyways, all hell broke loose and so I had to do an emergency burn outta there with a swarm of Police Vipers after me. In my haste I had forgot to buy any fuel (it were cheap in those days) and (with no Shield Generator fitted) had no option but to head for Jupiter to scoop some chased by the Vipers all the way, cat & mouse it was. On arrival I hit the upper atmosphere just right and aero-braked while filling the Sidey's tanks while the Vipers overcooked their approach and impacted into Jupiter. Ah sweet days...
A long time ago I was parked up at London when my laser mis-fired and hit a parked ship by accident. This was a fault on the old Sidewinder model that used mouse controls. Anyways, all hell broke loose and so I had to do an emergency burn outta there with a swarm of Police Vipers after me. In my haste I had forgot to buy any fuel (it were cheap in those days) and (with no Shield Generator fitted) had no option but to head for Jupiter to scoop some chased by the Vipers all the way, cat & mouse it was. On arrival I hit the upper atmosphere just right and aero-braked while filling the Sidey's tanks while the Vipers overcooked their approach and impacted into Jupiter. Ah sweet days...
Thought we were good
Walks into lounge bar Perplexed and gestering with up turned palms.
"I Mean how long have I been with The Riedquat Mob, Forever , maybe longer, but these new guys they
Interdict me on the way over here , fair enough they looking for loot but they know who I am and they still picking a fight.
I thought we were family, I mean what going on ? Twice..... in 3 jumps "
Shakes his head, takes off flight gloves and goes to get a drink at the bar.
Walks into lounge bar Perplexed and gestering with up turned palms.
"I Mean how long have I been with The Riedquat Mob, Forever , maybe longer, but these new guys they
Interdict me on the way over here , fair enough they looking for loot but they know who I am and they still picking a fight.
I thought we were family, I mean what going on ? Twice..... in 3 jumps "
Shakes his head, takes off flight gloves and goes to get a drink at the bar.
"Ha yes your right BarKeep but the only offer they got now is whether they can go up or down .. anyway they sht some gold when they got popped so let me get them Double sidewinder strippers for everyone and thanks for the Ambush advice ... I appreciate it."
Nodding gently a few times, he grins a little and lowers his eye brows.
Then putting his hand over his mouth and pulling it down slowly to the end of his Chin, he leans back in his Chair, finally ready to relax and enjoy some good company.
Nodding gently a few times, he grins a little and lowers his eye brows.
Then putting his hand over his mouth and pulling it down slowly to the end of his Chin, he leans back in his Chair, finally ready to relax and enjoy some good company.
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" We captured an Explorer one time, deep out from our base, he took chase for about 30 systems, we could have let him go 2 systems out but its the principle.
We forced into him insane amounts of Orrerian Vicious Brew and before he died he gave up his hidden haul and also a weird tale of Cygni X-3 system where he claimed that a Tharg something got a massive power plant around a massive Black Hole."
He laughs broadly.
" HAha Black Hole, Hey! thats where he went!, out of the Air Lock, Through The Black Hole."
He Laughs while Nodding repeatedly with serious eyes.
We forced into him insane amounts of Orrerian Vicious Brew and before he died he gave up his hidden haul and also a weird tale of Cygni X-3 system where he claimed that a Tharg something got a massive power plant around a massive Black Hole."
He laughs broadly.
" HAha Black Hole, Hey! thats where he went!, out of the Air Lock, Through The Black Hole."
He Laughs while Nodding repeatedly with serious eyes.
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ClymAngus
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I heard a tale once, of a clone world, a place where they made men. They say it was the place where pain and suffering first drew breath, where beastmen walked the earth and where the devil himself was grown. A man that murdered millions and when they finally bound him, he murdered billions more just to spite them. If you dig down deep on Teorge my friend, beneath the burning Fimbulwinter snow, you will find the bones of his victims, wherever you put your shovel. They called him Pinyin Gau, and hell followed with him.
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