General / Off-Topic Feminists are angry that Kermit the Frog's new girlfriend is young and thin

Your thoughts on this harlot:

  • Kermit is a misogynist.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Kermit..Liquidiser..problem solved.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • She's only after his money.

    Votes: 6 100.0%
  • Squash him under a truck

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • They look so happy together...<throw up>

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Who's Kermit?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    6
  • Poll closed .
Apologies in advance if this isn't quite the intellectually stimulating fare we are accustomed to seeing on the Off-Topic page. But I'm sure all will agree that, news of Kermit's new girl friend is important.

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Kermit has denied rumours that the woman he's been spotted out and about with is his new love - but that didn't stop people being outraged

Kermit the Frog has been spotted out and about with a new lady, Denise, after splitting with his ex-girlfriend Miss Piggy last month.

In typical fashion, people on Twitter had a lot to say about Kermit's new lady and, while he denies speculation they are romantically linked, the pictures appear to tell another story.

Many have expressed dismay that Kermit the Frog ditched the feminist and fuller-figured Miss Piggy for a younger, skinnier model, who has not yet expressed opinions on the works of Germaine Greer or bell hooks.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/cel...sts-angry-kermit-the-frog-new-girlfriend.html
 
As a counter to the feminist argument advanced above.......Wasn't Ms Piggy a serial domestic abuser? She has been filmed many times flying into a rage and throwing Kermit across the room.
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Surely we should be commending Kermit for finally breaking free from his abuser?
 
OMG, at first I thought it was a joke. But people are seriously discussing it?

Maybe relationships should in future be approved and certified politically correct by the feminist collective - in a similar way to arranged marriages in ancient patriarchical societies.
 
I am persuaded that Kermit plays the provocation so that Peggy is jealous. Personally I prefer the blue eyes of Peggy

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