Festive king coaster

Coastercad

Coastercad
Hey all,

Anybody know why can't I hire the festive king coaster mascotte?

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Thanks,

Coastercad
 

rdwoolf

rdwoolf
He went out drinking last night with the other mascots. He drank way too much. He cannot even remember how he got home....or where is phone is. So he asked his mom, who lives upstairs, if he could use her landline. That's when he called in sick today.

[Yes, he still lives with his parents in their basement even though he's 28. He works as a mascot at a theme park, which doesn't pay a lot and he still has $62,132 left to pay of that masters degree in ancient Japanese Kabuki performance.]
 

Coastercad

Coastercad
rdwoolf said:
He went out drinking last night with the other mascots. He drank way too much. He cannot even remember how he got home....or where is phone is. So he asked his mom, who lives upstairs, if he could use her landline. That's when he called in sick today.

[Yes, he still lives with his parents in their basement even though he's 28. He works as a mascot at a theme park, which doesn't pay a lot and he still has $62,132 left to pay of that masters degree in ancient Japanese Kabuki performance.]
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Dude, that's way too detailed for a made up story, haha.
 
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