You should try not having an alternative! I get 3.5 mbps on BT ADSL which is a massive improvement on the 2.7 mbps ADSL I got from TalkTalk (I can actually watch some things in HD and get an email pushed to me without bufferiing). No matter how many time 'Steve' from Bangalore re-profiled my line I still got less than the guaranteed lowest speed.
I was there for 7 years mate, I feel your pain. I live in sticksville in the Cotswolds. Luckily a private company fibred the whole area including all the villages and hamlets. I literally told BT to go and do one [yesnod]