First Luxurious Tour of an active Combat Zone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheoZ

TheoZ
I am very happy to announce the very FIRST entertainment trip to an active combat zone!

The target destination will be BV Phoenicis and Kui Hsein. The luxurious Orca of mine will actively participate in a dreadful combat zone!!!

Anyone interested in, you can contact TheoZ Entertainment Group to book his/her place! Via the large windows that the luxurious Orca provides, you will be able to see all the nice lasers and explosions.

Cost is 30k credits per person. Children will be FREE of CHARGE!!!!!

All commanders are invited!

Only drawback is that you won't have a leather sit, (since FD doesn't gives me an option to outfit my Orca as it was supposed to and described in the information of the ship).

The cargo racks I have though are fully customized with very expensive leathers and pillows. Drinks are also FREE OF CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone interested please feel free to contact me!
 

Jason Pegasi

Jason Pegasi
This seems.. attrociously dangerous but interesting.

Good luck getting insurance for your business, that premium is going to be real pretty to deal with.
 

TheoZ

TheoZ
Jason Pegasi said:
This seems.. attrociously dangerous but interesting.

Good luck getting insurance for your business, that premium is going to be real pretty to deal with.
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The first trip to a combat zone was successful!. All passengers did enjoy the view of blasts and lasers. The vessel participated in actively killing ships worth 700k! Unfortunately some passengers did complain cause the leathers and pillows I provided weren't comfortable enough. Unfortunately, I had a passenger hitting his head on the actual cargo rack he was sitting on. That guy was refunded and was given some nice Lavian Brandy.!
The Orca is now again parked in the Hangar bay and will be used either for a bit or pirating or for it's original purpose as soon as FD decides to work on the issue.
 

Jason Pegasi

Jason Pegasi
A testament to the accomplishments of humanity that we have progressed so far technologically, that we (even civilians) can look at war up close and personal and be dazzled and amazed instead of appalled.

I'm truly disappointed in humanity right now.

Did your passengers not realize that in each of those cockpits was at least 1 person? How could you enjoy watching that as a bystander?
 

TheoZ

TheoZ
Jason Pegasi said:
A testament to the accomplishments of humanity that we have progressed so far technologically, that we (even civilians) can look at war up close and personal and be dazzled and amazed instead of appalled.

I'm truly disappointed in humanity right now.

Did your passengers not realize that in each of those cockpits was at least 1 person? How could you enjoy watching that as a bystander?
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Well actually most of the passengers were pilot trainees. It was for their "education".
 

pippo

pippo
If the right money comes my way, I'm going straight for the Orca… Always was under the impression I would never be able to afford any of the big ship, considering the time I get to play, but it seems more likely now.
I'm definitely going for one of these tour whenever I get the chance…
 

TheoZ

TheoZ
pippo said:
If the right money comes my way, I'm going straight for the Orca… Always was under the impression I would never be able to afford any of the big ship, considering the time I get to play, but it seems more likely now.
I'm definitely going for one of these tour whenever I get the chance…
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May your Cr balance prosper! Boost speed 435, the shield no good though, shield boosters will help + 1 chaff launcher! Interior luxurious as the Imp. Clipper!
 

pippo

pippo
Because man !!!!
[video=youtube;m_wFEB4Oxlo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wFEB4Oxlo[/video]
 
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