Okay, thought this was funny and I'd share the madness and my fowl play...
Sooo, I've got a few flamingos that I've been ignoring while I build on the rest of my zoo for say... 30 years or so... Oops. it's only 423 though, should be easy to go through, right?
Okay, taking too long with them all spread out, I keep clicking the same ones twice, missing lots of birds... maybe if I delete the water, they'll all go back to the gate and I can grab them as they move....
Mistakes have been made! I forgot deleting the water drops them in a box where they're at... Okay, instead of being smart and unboxing one at a time to check them, let's be foolish! Why not send them to the trade center and realize 30 pages of flamingos is too many to go through...
Okay, I'm gonna need some help on this one...
There we go! got all the babies in, now for the big feather heads...
They just keep coming! It's the flamingo parade! An endless line or pink.... Got a hundred in, keep them coming!
Mistakes have been made... so many flamingos, it's endless... 200 down now, can't stop...
Even my poor workers are wondering what in the world I'm doing, pulling all the flamingos out to put them back in while throwing half of them right back into the trade center again! It's been 8 months of just hauling flamingos everywhere, when will it END?
Are you kidding me!? I've got the great conga line of bird brains going on for 11 months now and YOU are making more of them? Ah well... I'll need to get population back up after thinning the flock and you're both approved anyway.
The HORROR of it all! It's a pink hydra! I'm starting to wonder if the workers are just messing with me now, bringing me the same discarded flamingos over and over again out of spite... A year now of the flamingo army coming into the breach and no signs of it stopping... Will this zoo only be an endless torment of looking at flamingos and hearing their squawks in my sleep?
Finally! THE END IS NIGH! I have reached the last of the pink pipeline and ruthlessly sorted out the unwanted of my flamboyant fowl!
Now that I'm down to 260 of my silted honkers, what should I do with the rest? Hmmm, going market price is really high for birds you can release for about 20cc... Whatever flamingo prices are about to be flooded with cheap, high quality knockoffs!
Want a flamingo? It's buy one get five free! You get a flamingo!
You get a flamingo!
EVERYBODY GETS A FLAMINGO!
Get them now they're going fast!
And I promise to never, ever, EVER ignore my flamingo breeding program again
Sooo, I've got a few flamingos that I've been ignoring while I build on the rest of my zoo for say... 30 years or so... Oops. it's only 423 though, should be easy to go through, right?
Okay, taking too long with them all spread out, I keep clicking the same ones twice, missing lots of birds... maybe if I delete the water, they'll all go back to the gate and I can grab them as they move....
Mistakes have been made! I forgot deleting the water drops them in a box where they're at... Okay, instead of being smart and unboxing one at a time to check them, let's be foolish! Why not send them to the trade center and realize 30 pages of flamingos is too many to go through...
Okay, I'm gonna need some help on this one...
There we go! got all the babies in, now for the big feather heads...
They just keep coming! It's the flamingo parade! An endless line or pink.... Got a hundred in, keep them coming!
Mistakes have been made... so many flamingos, it's endless... 200 down now, can't stop...
Even my poor workers are wondering what in the world I'm doing, pulling all the flamingos out to put them back in while throwing half of them right back into the trade center again! It's been 8 months of just hauling flamingos everywhere, when will it END?
Are you kidding me!? I've got the great conga line of bird brains going on for 11 months now and YOU are making more of them? Ah well... I'll need to get population back up after thinning the flock and you're both approved anyway.
The HORROR of it all! It's a pink hydra! I'm starting to wonder if the workers are just messing with me now, bringing me the same discarded flamingos over and over again out of spite... A year now of the flamingo army coming into the breach and no signs of it stopping... Will this zoo only be an endless torment of looking at flamingos and hearing their squawks in my sleep?
Finally! THE END IS NIGH! I have reached the last of the pink pipeline and ruthlessly sorted out the unwanted of my flamboyant fowl!
Now that I'm down to 260 of my silted honkers, what should I do with the rest? Hmmm, going market price is really high for birds you can release for about 20cc... Whatever flamingo prices are about to be flooded with cheap, high quality knockoffs!
Want a flamingo? It's buy one get five free! You get a flamingo!
You get a flamingo! EVERYBODY GETS A FLAMINGO!Get them now they're going fast!
And I promise to never, ever, EVER ignore my flamingo breeding program again
