Forum drinking game

Azmuth Divarchchron

Azmuth Divarchchron
Every time someone suggests an FSD malfunction that sends you across the galaxy (even though it breaks all laws of entropy): Drink
Every time someone suggests wormholes (because they dont occur naturally): Drink
Every time someone suggests removing PVP: Drink
Every time someone suggests banning gankers: Drink
Every time someone suggests spacelegs (When we know its already coming): Drink
Every time someone suggests player-owned bases (when we know its already coming): Drink

Im sure im missing some things but feel free to add anything to this list
 

RolloTreadway

RolloTreadway
Every time there's an argument about FSS: Drink
Every time someone claims they've been killed by a cheater: Drink
Every time someone argues for fast travel: Drink
Every time the phrase 'maintenance mode' is mentioned: Drink
Every time you look inside and find nothing but pain and dread: Drink
Every time you lie awake at night crushed by the futility of existence: Drink
Every time you long for the darkness to swallow you: Drink
Every time you try and fail to comprehend why your parents rejected you: Drink
Every time you drink: Drink
 

CMDR Cknarf

CMDR Cknarf
Anytime someone says ‘play in solo’ instead of attempting to offer any real advice about surviving players— Drink

Anytime someone tells another to git gud - Drink

Anytime someone tells another to git gud, but in a more eloquent, forum-friendly manner. - Drink twice

(You’ll likely be unconscious at this point)

Anytime the PS4 guys ask if they’re getting the Cobra IV- Finish your drink.

(DEFINITELY in a coma at the least, if not dead after this one)

Anytime a thread derails after theee pages, and devolves into the same damn thread we’ve already seen countless times — smash two beers together and pour them down your face like Stone Cold Steve Austin, before going outside and performing the most epic stunner you can on your neighbor.
 

MK Regular

M
Every time someone suggests making the Cobra IV non-exclusive - drink
Every time someone suggests anything that artificially slows down gameplay for the sake of realism/immersion - drink
Every time someone whines about not having enough jump range on their 75+ ly ship - drink
Every time someone whines about how they died in their 75+ ly ship - drink
Every time someone suggests adding what is essentially an 'I win" button - drink
Every time someone falsely claims that someone else wants an 'I win' button - drink
Every time someone suggests an idea or feature that was suggested earlier that day - one drink for every thread started in the last day that made the same suggestion
Every time someone tells the OP of a common suggestion that they should "use the search function next time" when OP has made less than 10 posts - drink
Every time someone makes a suggestion for something that is already in the game - drink
Every time someone gives legitimate advice to someone they just killed which is promptly ignored in favour of a "you're a ganker" - drink
Every time someone gives legitimate advice to someone they just killed which is promptly ignored in favour of a "you cheated" - drink
Every time someone mentions combat logging - drink
Every time someone tries to justify combat logging - drink again
Every time someone mentions offline solo mode - drink
Every time someone suggests storing cargo at a station/personal base/fleet carrier - drink
Every time someone mentions a kickstarter feature that hasn't been added (yet) - drink

And, in light of the fleet carrier re-announcement:
Every time someone suggests fleet carriers for single players - drink
Every time someone mentions how squadrons aren't fair to players in solo - drink
Every time someone suggests that fleet carriers should be able to be blown up - drink
 
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CMDR Cosmic Spacehead

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
Azmuth Divarchchron said:
Every time someone suggests an FSD malfunction that sends you across the galaxy (even though it breaks all laws of entropy): Drink
Every time someone suggests wormholes (because they dont occur naturally): Drink
Every time someone suggests removing PVP: Drink
Every time someone suggests banning gankers: Drink
Every time someone suggests spacelegs (When we know its already coming): Drink
Every time someone suggests player-owned bases (when we know its already coming): Drink

Im sure im missing some things but feel free to add anything to this list
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RolloTreadway said:
Every time there's an argument about FSS: Drink
Every time someone claims they've been killed by a cheater: Drink
Every time someone argues for fast travel: Drink
Every time the phrase 'maintenance mode' is mentioned: Drink
Every time you look inside and find nothing but pain and dread: Drink
Every time you lie awake at night crushed by the futility of existence: Drink
Every time you long for the darkness to swallow you: Drink
Every time you try and fail to comprehend why your parents rejected you: Drink
Every time you drink: Drink
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Cknarf said:
Anytime someone says ‘play in solo’ instead of attempting to offer any real advice about surviving players— Drink

Anytime someone tells another to git gud - Drink

Anytime someone tells another to git gud, but in a more eloquent, forum-friendly manner. - Drink twice

(You’ll likely be unconscious at this point)

Anytime the PS4 guys ask if they’re getting the Cobra IV- Finish your drink.

(DEFINITELY in a coma at the least, if not dead after this one)

Anytime a thread derails after theee pages, and devolves into the same damn thread we’ve already seen countless times — smash two beers together and pour them down your face like Stone Cold Steve Austin, before going outside and performing the most epic stunner you can on your neighbor.
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lostagain said:
Every time a troll calls someone a troll - drink
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MK_Regular said:
Every time someone suggests making the Cobra IV non-exclusive - drink
Every time someone suggests anything that artificially slows down gameplay for the sake of realism/immersion - drink
Every time someone whines about not having enough jump range on their 75+ ly ship - drink
Every time someone whines about how they died in their 75+ ly ship - drink
Every time someone suggests adding what is essentially an 'I win" button - drink
Every time someone falsely claims that someone else wants an 'I win' button - drink
Every time someone suggests an idea or feature that was suggested earlier that day - one drink for every thread started in the last day that made the same suggestion
Every time someone tells the OP of a common suggestion that they should "use the search function next time" when OP has made less than 10 posts - drink
Every time someone makes a suggestion for something that is already in the game - drink
Every time someone gives legitimate advice to someone they just killed which is promptly ignored in favour of a "you're a ganker" - drink
Every time someone gives legitimate advice to someone they just killed which is promptly ignored in favour of a "you cheated" - drink
Every time someone mentions combat logging - drink
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So... Every time someone posts.. drink?
 

Lestat

Banned
Lestat
Azmuth Divarchchron said:
Every time someone suggests an FSD malfunction that sends you across the galaxy (even though it breaks all laws of entropy): Drink
Every time someone suggests wormholes (because they dont occur naturally): Drink
Every time someone suggests removing PVP: Drink
Every time someone suggests banning gankers: Drink
Every time someone suggests spacelegs (When we know its already coming): Drink
Every time someone suggests player-owned bases (when we know its already coming): Drink

Im sure im missing some things but feel free to add anything to this list
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Every time someone suggests shorten supercruise.
Every time someone suggests to extend ship FSD range.

Glad I am only drinking Ice Tea. :p
 

MK Regular

M
J.States said:
I feel like every CMDR would be totally wasted after just one thread, regardless of their tolerance...
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Depends what you consider to be a 'drink'. It could mean a sip of whatever it is you're currently drinking, or it could mean go get yourself another drink and down the whole thing. While I tend to lean towards the former, some of the longer threads would still be pretty deadly even if you take smaller sips (especially if you go by some of the rules in this thread).

Anyways, speaking of drinks, drinks
 

Siobhan

Siobhan
Every time someone mentions OOPP or some varient, finish the bottle, fetch another one and finish that too.
 
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