Sos I be conductin' official tax collectin' duties tonight--doin' me fair share, abetting the trade folk sos they pay their fair due. 'Tis important, ye see, so the disenfranchised and the poor folk get their stipends and such! Anyways, sos while pullin' in cargo several times, each an' every one produced nothin' in me hold!
"Nothing?" Ye ask...
AYE! NOTHING!
I be pickin' up the cargo with me scoop an' me drones and none of it be workin'! It be goin' into me cARRRgo scoop but nothin' be showin' up in me hold! Where be it goin'? Where?!
"But Blastman, that's all talk. Quit being silly. Cargo scooping works just fine."
Oh, ye think so? Well, I not be suckin' on nitrous! It be real!
"Yeah, right. Without pictures or video you're just full of it..."
OKAY! Fine. I 'ave video. Witness the problem yeself then!
[video=youtube;a98dM9tBG4o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a98dM9tBG4o[/video]
'An until this be fixed I be out of a job. I can't feed me starvin' kids and me wife, she's gonna beat me! The lass be lookin' at me with that crooked eye--the one that not be connected to her brain 'er somethin' an' I knows them canines when they be drippin'! It be me flesh she wants! Help me Frontier! For the love of me kids! Help me in me employ before she gnaws me apARRRRt!
(and if ye may, kind recompense be most appreciated via PM if that be a thing--'twas a fair shake of cARRRgo that be devoured by the demons that inhabit me holds...)
"Nothing?" Ye ask...
AYE! NOTHING!
I be pickin' up the cargo with me scoop an' me drones and none of it be workin'! It be goin' into me cARRRgo scoop but nothin' be showin' up in me hold! Where be it goin'? Where?!
"But Blastman, that's all talk. Quit being silly. Cargo scooping works just fine."
Oh, ye think so? Well, I not be suckin' on nitrous! It be real!
"Yeah, right. Without pictures or video you're just full of it..."
OKAY! Fine. I 'ave video. Witness the problem yeself then!
[video=youtube;a98dM9tBG4o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a98dM9tBG4o[/video]
'An until this be fixed I be out of a job. I can't feed me starvin' kids and me wife, she's gonna beat me! The lass be lookin' at me with that crooked eye--the one that not be connected to her brain 'er somethin' an' I knows them canines when they be drippin'! It be me flesh she wants! Help me Frontier! For the love of me kids! Help me in me employ before she gnaws me apARRRRt!
(and if ye may, kind recompense be most appreciated via PM if that be a thing--'twas a fair shake of cARRRgo that be devoured by the demons that inhabit me holds...)
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