General / Off-Topic Funny quirks: The confessions thread!

[the100thmonkey]

I'm pretty messy, but I cannot tolerate icons on a computer desktop (unless they're in a dock of some description) or dirty keyboards.

My wife is the polar opposite in this regard. Her keyboard is... disgusting. I shudder when I use it.

 

[Chris Simon]

I'm pretty messy, but I cannot tolerate icons on a computer desktop (unless they're in a dock of some description) or dirty keyboards.

My wife is the polar opposite in this regard. Her keyboard is... disgusting. I shudder when I use it.

I have similar obsession with tidy desktop icons. Every time I change the background (and I do it quite a lot - at least once a week) I usually spend quite a lot of time arranging the icons so they fit the background image.

 

[Jenner]

I'm pretty messy, but I cannot tolerate icons on a computer desktop (unless they're in a dock of some description) or dirty keyboards.

My wife is the polar opposite in this regard. Her keyboard is... disgusting. I shudder when I use it.

I have some users at work whose keyboards are so nasty I wash my hands immediately after helping them out.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Secondary school keyboards, man.

Horrible. Practically a health hazard.

 

[Arry]

I tend to close my eyes and break into an insane smile; when I am scratching myself behind my ear.

Secret book sniffer as well. The older the better, I have found. A sort of hempy smell to them, that hits the spot.