General / Off-Topic funny story

[SleepingBeauty]

Here goes the first one.

A cowboy rides with his wife, the horse trips.
The cowboy says
-One!
The horse trips at the second time
-Two!
Third time
-Three !!!
The cowboy gets off from the horse and shoots it down.
The wife hysterically asks.
-Why did you do this with the poor horse ?!
- One!

 

[Chris Simon]

Here goes the first one.

A cowboy rides with his wife, the horse trips.
The cowboy says
-One!
The horse trips at the second time
-Two!
Third time
-Three !!!
The cowboy gets off from the horse and shoots it down.
The wife hysterically asks.
-Why did you do this with the poor horse ?!
- One!

..and they lived happily ever after.